Taunton, Somerset

Somerset is known as “the land of the summer sun,” but it rarely seems to shine around this ****-hole. Once the weary traveller has penetrated an array of light-industrial estates so hideous and desperate as to make grown-men weep blood, one arrives in the town centre of Taunton; the county’s first second rate market town. […]

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Weymouth

Just had to make everyone aware of the **** spotting oppurtunities available in my home town of Weymouth. If not for the sheer numbers then simply for the variety of the species. They are all here, from the old school townie right upto the modern day chavlets. Here are just some of the most common […]

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Yeovil

**** Capital – It’s true – or certainly going that way!!. Yeovil was actually discribed as the fastest growing town in England last year, some more optamistic soles thought these dinamics were due to Westlands, Pittards or the Navy (where ***** grandad probably used to work – but whose son never made the grade and […]

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Plymouth

No, I’m not from Sunnydale, but instead from sunny Plymouth. Before I get done under the Trade Descriptions Act, it does actually piss it down most of the time; when it is sunny (pretty rare), those delightful rays are blocked out by a writhing mass of pure ****. Yes, we have ****** in white Nikeys, […]

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Minehead, specifically Butlins @ Minehead

This is where I spent the worst holiday of my life June 2004. It is *full to the brim* with ***** and their **** relations. Grannies and Grandads included. Moronic ‘Ingerlaaaaand’ shirt wearing toerags and their wives/girlfriends and various kids from various relationships, in their mini-tart/mini-lout outfits. Lovely. Junk food and Cheap booze everywhere. The […]

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