South West - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Frome. World Class **** Hangout

Frome. I thought **** towns couldn’t get any worse than Portsmouth. How wrong I was. Not only are nearly all the under twenties **** ****, but most of their parents are as well. If you come to this town to check out the World Class **** Population go to the following “venues” The Wheatsheaf (late […]

Tewkesbury

Tewkesbury, AKA Chavsville. The **** may have originated in cheltenham, the town next door, but Tewkesbury is a breeding place for them. A day cant go by where I either get chants of STINKIN GREEBO!! or a group of ***** start on me. Personally i think they’re pathetic! To spot a **** in tewkesbury look […]

Poole-Hamworthy-The good ,bad,and Ug!

Hamworthy is a small town which can be found next to Poole,where you will find Sandbanks peninsular,canford cliffs a wealth of historical sites to please the eye AND the best beaches in the south.But we’re not talking about Poole.This is Hamworthy…….. Generally the place is ok.lived here more than i thought i would, (that’s because […]

Taunton

Taunton, picturesque county town famous for its market produce and rural farming, marred only by one tacky sports shop too many perhaps. Or so the average tourist visiting during daylight hours would be fooled into thinking. Stick around till nightfall, however, and the luckless tourist would discover a nightmare so horrific it would make even […]

Tewkesbury (or Chucks-bury for the slow minded)

Often seen as blip on the map of Britain, Tewkesbury has become a spawning ground for an abudance of sub humanoid species. Tewkesbury (or rather chucks-bury as the local dim wits entail) is spilt into several districst as most ********* are; Priors Park and Northway provide shelters for the highest density of disgust whilst Newtown […]

Sherbourne

Having thought that I was the only person that dared to name ‘St Sherbourne’ as a chavtown, was I **** from adding it myself! As the previous entry informs you though there is this strange phenomonom of ‘posh *****’ identified by their constant miss use of the towns real name (Sherbourne) and calling it ‘Sher-ben’ […]

Liskeard

The Redneck ***** from Liskeard in Cornwall are not sure where they hang out now as the Council in there wisdom have closed all the Public Toilets except one. That one is too small for all the ***** from Liskeard and the surrounding outbacks to be able to get into for their Nightly Meetings, although […]

Cheltenham (vs Croydon)

Ok I have read many a post on Croydon… yea not the nicest place in the world – but I was sooooo happy to move here after living in Cheltenham for 2 and a half very very long years. […]

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Swindon

Like Stoke-on-Trent,Swindon has the lot, although its chavness is slightly more advanced than that of Stoke,as ear piercings and burberry caps have only just gone out of fashion! or at least thats what they think! Anyone who lives in Swindon or has been there should know never to visit one of the four P’s (Pinehurst,Penhill,Park […]

South Molton, Ilfracombe and Minehead (North Devon)

Ilfracombe/Minehead/South Molton/Much of North Devon, I am a firm believer that small coastal resort towns (see the Torquay entry) and provincial Market Towns can often provide some of the richest veins of chavdom to be found in the kingdom. When you consider the characteristics of small towns such as these, the reasoning becomes clear: low, […]

Flambards Theme Park – Cornwall

I had always thought that ***** who ventured to Cornwall on their holidays went little further afield than Newquay. Yet the far-flung town of Helston and it’s adjoining theme park seem to have a certain appeal to these people… Take for example the abundance of amusement arcades that one can find here. These feature all […]

Sherborne is a quiet peaceful town, but underneath it is a festering wound

Sherborne… frequently proclaimed an ‘historic abbey town’, there is no detracting from the fact that Sherborne is less than 5 miles away from the **** capital, Yeovil. Access by the A30 is frequented by many a **** in their recently acquired escort XR3i, Astra GSi16v and the odd RS turbo. To the untamed eye, Sherborne […]