Clearly, to you or I, an out of town shopping centre can not rightfully be classed as a town – quite the opposite in fact. However, putting oneself in the shoes of the average ****** ‘****’ allows the possibility of seeing things from their point of view. A short bus ride from the seething estates […]
Category: South West
The worst places to live in South West England
plymouth
Plymouth,a.k.a plymuff. plymouth is easly decibried in three ways. 1-shopping,cody,louies bernard,jjb. 2-“**** it up”,jesters,dance acdmy. 3-place ov ****,”budo” “swilly” “ham” “whitligh” “devonport” A simple week for the janner **** will involve working as a dealer selling a few eights or quaters to the “beys”.earnig just enough money to buy some “white lightning” or “blue moon” […]
Yate
***** hole, worthless land, ***** at the age of 39 still living with their mothers, ***** at the age 12 smoking with huge chains “bling bling” getting girlfriends (real tacky, equal **** species) ***** at the age of 16-18 say to their mates they can stay out late tonight, when their phone rings at 8pm […]
Illogan
Illogan is a town Nr Redruth in Cornwall and where my own two ***** live. Being a small town it is run by two different Cornish mafia. First, there are the adult mafia. These are made up of hoards of single mothers pumping out babies like coins from a fruit machine. They rule by gossip […]
Exeter (aka Ex’Ta)
Welcome to Exeter, otherwise affectionately known as “Ex’Ta” by its moronic chavish minority. Out of all of the cities in the entire UK, Exeter has to be one of the least chavish, for the meantime, that is. The city centre is relatively clean and is favoured by residents and tourists annually, although always incredibly busy […]
Taunton
It seems the **** culture is taking over Taunton, for any of you ‘**** spotters’ all you need to do is head down ‘da bowl, innit’ (hollywood bowl) to find the ***** in their glory! Watch out that you don’t get run over in that area. The ****-racers love driving their heaps of **** around […]
Newquay
Of all the towns and cities I have visited in this green and pleasant land Newquay has to be the least green and least pleasant. The town which seems to come up most on this site seems to be Redhill, and I agree that it is a particularly ****** area I stayed there for a […]
Swindon
Ah…Swindon. With a population blended, like a cheap whisky, from the genes of navvies, railway workers and the dross London didn’t want, you’d expect a bit of **** to creep in here and there – and you won’t be disappointed. ***** have always been here, although we tend to call them ****** (nothing to do […]
Stockwood, Bristol
Stockwood, a suburb of Bristol has become what I like to call **** Central. Coming from there myself and seeing Capital **** Subs like Netley View Nr S’oton I feel qualified to make such statements. They hang out at the “top shops” they drink in the Harvesters,Concord and the worst pup used to be the […]
Bridgwater, home of carnival.
Driving along the quiet country lanes of North Somerset, cruising past fields of peaceful cows and taking in the beautiful scenery, you may suddenly become half choked to death by the acrid stench of the notorious ‘Cellophane factory’. This is your cue to hastily turn around, or delve head first into the **** cesspit known […]
A chavspotters guide to Swindon
The seemingly growing and increasingly ubiquitous tribe of underlings known as ‘the **** tribe’ is highly prevalent in the Wiltshire town of Swindon, in various guises. Whilst members of these tribes are relatively easy to spot to most frequent visitors to the town centre, the casual visitor to the town or the merely unobservant may […]
BRISTOL – birth place of the towner
o.k. a little about me…I’ve lived in bristol since i was four years old, having been born in Newport you could laugh and say that is chavsville, in comparison Newport is Hawai. o.k.why is bristol the birthplace of the towner? Its to do with the interbreeding, there were’nt enough bus routes in the suburbs so […]
