**** me, where do I start? I trundled down the M4 from London to get some work – which was easy as it appears most people my age are sitting on their **** butts milking it off the DSS. The centre of town is positively heaving with 14 yr old **** girls ( all ugly […]
Category: South West
The worst places to live in South West England
Shaftesbury
Shaftesbury, a “sleepy” town that lies on the dorset/wilts boarder, and is home to 5000 or so people. To the east of the A350 that runs through the town is the sprawling housing estates that are home to the ****’s n chavets. Unfortunately for the ***** of Shaftesbury, the town is rather small n so […]
Portreath: The adult and teen chapters of the Cornish Mafia
Portreath is riddled with ner’do’wells and, like Illogan (see my previous post) has two distinct forms of Cornish Mafia. The adult and the teen chapters. The adult chapter of the Cornish Mafia are made up of wannabe politicians and local fishermen. These people meet on a regular basis and discuss vitally important issues like whether […]
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Swindon
This town, in all rights, should be in the top 10. For it is a town that is pure ****, and what makes things worse is that it doesn’t realise it is ****. The name Swindon literally means “Pig Hill” (from the Anglo-Saxon (Swine Dun). Ironical really. This is a town that was shat straight […]
Bridgwater: like an open cesspit, the thickest sh*ts tend to accumulate here
Bridgwater is best described as a ‘meeting place’ in that like an open cess-pit, the thickest ***** tend to accumulate here. These are the people that cut themselves shaving and place the plaster on the mirror. Cro-magnon man would have no trouble fitting-in here though his wife would need to get a ‘wide load’ tattoo […]
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Taunton
Everywhere in Taunton […]
Poole, Dorset
OK. Hows this for irony. The council produce merchandise for the modest town of poole, slogan: ‘Poole, it’s a beautiful place’. What the ****? It’s a growing ******** of a place which is solely down to the fact that it’s a magnetic haven for the dregs of our society – *****. They are everywhere and […]
Honiton
Ah Honiton. Well there is two opinions of Honiton . The first is that Honiton is a splendid market town which is renowned for making lace and pottery with an energetic night life. There’s never adull moment in Honiton. And there is the other opinion. Honiton is the biggest **** hole in the south west […]
Frome – is revolting, boring and ******!
Frome on the somerset/wiltshire border is heaving with *****. 35,000 of them shoved into a sesspit 2 miles wide at its widest point. it really is a ********. let me break it down for you Town Centre ————– ******** with *****, crawling with wildlife (**** and ferral cats), ****** and expensive shops – and 2 […]
Frome, Somerset
Welcome to Frome, truly the **** jewel in this septic isle. However, Frome ***** have fallen on hard times as whereas the ‘X’-reg Saxo or Clio is the staple of Northern *****, ours have to make do with ‘L’-reg Citroen AXs. I have even observed 15-year old Renault 5s hacking it over the bridge at […]
Christchurch
Right, ****’s are everywhere! don’t you agree. After investigation it seems that they dwell at two extremes of the spectrum. They are/were products of rich parents spoiling, or fresh out of the communal breeding grounds known as the council estates. In this case Somerford council estate is the main concern. If they are a product […]
Bristol, Staple Hill/Kingswood
**** Nirvana – Where everybody will be your “Luuuuvvvverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” Staple Hill/Kingswood. OK so imagine that you are the product of **********. Not only this but as a child you were repeatedly dropped on your head from the 40th floor of the local council flats. Also picture coming down off a 78 hour drug fuelled binge, […]
