Camborne is plonked on the A30 like a boil on the **** of a tramp. It is situated about three miles west of Redruth in Cornwall. The **** population are a mixed bunch but by far the most dangerous of them were members of the Cornish terrorist/sepratist movement known as An Goff. An Goff is […]
Category: South West
The worst places to live in South West England
Plymouth, the antithesis of hope and glory
Plymouth is a seaside city unlike any other because only when you get to the sea is there any seaside vibe, every other seaside town/city in the UK (with the possible exception of Portsmouth) when you enter everything seems bright well maintained and cheerful but not here, here you enter into a grim grey area […]
Lydney
Lydney WAS a quiet little town on the edge of the forest of dean, until **** mania boomed. ***** have invaded Lydney in full force since the young offenders institute (although it has aptly been aliased a “residential home”) was built in the centre of town. The ***** started there invasion in the alley ways […]
Newquay
The Ibiza of the UK So- you’re a ****. You want to celebrate your two GCSE ‘passes’ (probably Es). What better way then a cheeky weekender in magical Newquay, the Ibiza of the UK. So grab your favourite ******** mates, load up your bitchin’ 1.1L Fiesta (with bodykit) and motor yourself to Cornwall at top […]
Marnhull (Dorset)
If you want me to sum up Marnhull in two words all i will tell you is its a **** hole. Marnhull is a very small place with a small population of people but at night you hear the roaring of cars and loud laughs of ***** heading down the park. All the **** **** […]
Shaftesbury (dorset)
A question often asked is what are *****? Visit shaftesbury and you WILL find out! You need to follow the *** ash and the loud crys of “shut it u minga” this should lead to tesco where they creep around outside untill 1:00am swearing and telling people that “they didnt do nothin or nothin”. The […]
Torquay
Welcolme To Torquay- The Resort of **** Culture. Torquay is the home of the 24hr **** lifestyle. Out of the ghettos of Hele village, Chelston and Ellacombe arise the unqustionable **** of the Torquay ****. A usual week day for a Torquay **** usually invovles scoring some of the most dirty plastic-******** shoe polish ridden […]
Twerton
Behind the beautiful and breathtaking architecture of Bath, lies the **** pit that is Twerton. Blockbuster being the biggest and possibly best shop in the whole town, doesn’t stop the truenting youths from stealing popcorn and second hand ****. The spa only allows 2 youths at a time, proving that no-one is to be trusted […]
Newton Abbot
The **** end of nowhere, where pensioners go to die and ***** go to procreate. A night out in Newton is not to be missed if you are a fan of recreational slumming. Why not try out the Market House on a Friday night, join in the karaoke and bask in the poverty but watch […]
frome
Check out the woolpack at beckington. Slightly different breed of ***** to what you might expect, disguised behind their posh (non-local) accents and narrow minded views of living in a rural location. One of them actually thought that by typing ‘frome+saturday night’ into google they would be told what to do!! And the result…they found […]
Yeovil – Jewel of the Brown Crown
Imagine – a small, slumbering town in the heart Somerset where one can commune with nature and lead a peaceful life…..Dream on, this Yeovil! Yeovil is truly Ch@vtopia: an unending parade of scrotey, scrawnly little upstarts with their nine ninety nine Argos bling, their shell suits, trainers and whining Janner accents. Chief **** mill is […]
Penzance
Penzance used to be a rather pleasant, hard-working resort town whose populace comprised of hippy dope smokers, fisherfolk, artists, and local workers in the tourist shops, care homes and light industrial units. Nothing special, but a place where you could wander (bare foot if you liked) without fear of stepping in vomit, broken breezer bottles […]
