Poole “it’s a beautiful place”, yeah right!!!!!!

Living in Poole, Dorset

Poole… “it’s a beautiful place” my ****! Whoever used that quote for Poole must have a white stick. The place is a state and is probably one of the chaviest towns i have ever had to live in. I mean the place is heaving with them..like flies around a kebeb stick. Pulling up on the […]

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Yeovil

What a **** hole Yeovil is. on dicovering this website i was surprised nobody had added an entry on yeovil previously. I live just outside yeovil and it tends to be the only place that is very close to go out and get pissed. every where else locally isnt exactly local.  Yeovil used to have […]

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Torpoint

There used to be a link on here about Torpoint, but I can no longer find it. I have also noted that on many of the entries, the authors have tried to fit in as many words over 6 lettters long that they can. I don’t know if this is an attempt to prove that […]

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Sherborne (or Shubbun – depending where you’re from)

Sherborne. An historic Abbey Town in North Dorset, within easy reach of the Jurassic Coast, ancient monuments and green and pleasant pastures. Sounds great, doesn’t it? Well… I wrote an article here a while back, maybe 2 years, and it seems to have been deleted… Can’t think why, other than to replace the mask I […]

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Looe and the whole of frigging Cornwall is a ****** hole

Moving to Cornwall

Maybe it’s me remembering a peaceful place for family holidays when I was a kid in the ’70s, maybe it’s because my ancestry goes back to the late 17th century in and around St Ives (no, chavsters, I’m not posh, it’s just that someone has researched it and put it on the net), maybe it’s that […]

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Wells, Somerset

The smallest city in England, lodged in leafy Somerset, with a very middle class population and an idyllic town centre…the perfect place for *****. *****, or townies as they are called here, are not your usual ‘ladened in white’ pristine *****, neh they are usually wearing quite tatty sports clothing, shoes usually covered in **** […]

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Bridgewater

Bridgewater really takes the biscuit when it comes to *****. Quite possibly the chaviest town in Somerset, everytime I go there, they seem to have grown in population…the town itself isn’t all that big, yet recently not one but TWO people appeared on ‘Poor little rich girls’ from Bridgewater. (They were both on the poor […]

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Tewkesbury… A Beautiful rural Town…

Ahhh…the nice rural town of Tewkesbury on the Northern Border of Gloucestershire, as we alight from the Railway station we see pleasant views of graffitti stating the words “Northway Crew 2006” and several vandalised lamposts/signs. We walk out of the station and down a road with several new, but disused warehouses. As we head towards […]

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