Chippenham (Chip’ numb) is a dump

Living in Chippenham

Chippenham is a small market town in Wiltshire, 15 miles East of Bath. I was living happily in Bath until my landlord decided to sell the house. My friends came to the rescue – or so I thought. They had bought their 1st house 8 months previously in Chippenham (they couldn’t afford a house in […]

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Marldon

Marldon the small village that connects torbay together in this small village there is an access to totnes(not so ******) torquay(oh ******* hell!) and paignton(way to close to the emo’s) in this village there is the infamous marldon massive you know the 4’3 ***** that say init and tag swings and break telephone boxes haha […]

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Chard: The town where the garbage men make deliveries

Living in Chard, Somerset

I might only be a tractor driver but I got a computer in me cab now, so I thought I would tell you about my local town. Chard used to be a right good old place. You could ‘ave a proper night out for a fiver at the rugby club and then get yer end away […]

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I had the misfortune of visiting Boscombe

Living in Boscombe, Bournemouth, Dorset

I had the misfortune of visiting Boscombe on a Thursday. It seems to attract the ****-Parents who have collected their social and decided to have a Maccy d’s for a treat. Maccy d’s was full of fathers and mothers with their snot faced kids in a second-hand push chair. One father had black-finger nails and loose […]

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