The saga continues into the local countryside…. Oh dear. Yet again Plymouth is under fire, however this is not about Plymouth as such… but is more of the effects that the Swill (what we call ***** down here) *********** of Plymouth has done to the local area. And its not a pretty sight. Just two […]
Category: Devon
The worst places to live in Devon
plymouth
Plymouth,a.k.a plymuff. plymouth is easly decibried in three ways. 1-shopping,cody,louies bernard,jjb. 2-“**** it up”,jesters,dance acdmy. 3-place ov ****,”budo” “swilly” “ham” “whitligh” “devonport” A simple week for the janner **** will involve working as a dealer selling a few eights or quaters to the “beys”.earnig just enough money to buy some “white lightning” or “blue moon” […]
Exeter (aka Ex’Ta)
Welcome to Exeter, otherwise affectionately known as “Ex’Ta” by its moronic chavish minority. Out of all of the cities in the entire UK, Exeter has to be one of the least chavish, for the meantime, that is. The city centre is relatively clean and is favoured by residents and tourists annually, although always incredibly busy […]
South Molton, Ilfracombe and Minehead (North Devon)
Ilfracombe/Minehead/South Molton/Much of North Devon, I am a firm believer that small coastal resort towns (see the Torquay entry) and provincial Market Towns can often provide some of the richest veins of chavdom to be found in the kingdom. When you consider the characteristics of small towns such as these, the reasoning becomes clear: low, […]
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Torquay! a small town where all the ***** know each other!
welcome to torquay, a nice small town infact one of englands top bay resorts. A nice place to visit for old people on holidays who might latter decide to move here to die! Yet in small towns it just so happens that most people know each other and this is a BIG problem wen it […]
Read More… from Torquay! a small town where all the ***** know each other!
Plymouth
No, I’m not from Sunnydale, but instead from sunny Plymouth. Before I get done under the Trade Descriptions Act, it does actually piss it down most of the time; when it is sunny (pretty rare), those delightful rays are blocked out by a writhing mass of pure ****. Yes, we have ****** in white Nikeys, […]
Plymouth (**** heaven + How to be a ****)
Ok so the plymouths **** nation is now in full bloom. Its not hard to blend in with the ***** here but there are a few basic requirements; 1. Knowing common **** language: “gan down warner” (local cinima and bowling complex) “****** lookin at me?!?” “aite bay?” “****** startin a ya?!?” and the all time […]
Brixham – once such a happy little town…
Brixham (or “Brick’am” as the ****** locals seem to like calling it, or “********” as I call it) is a small fishing town on the South coast of Devon. Now, it may sound idyllic enough but unfortunately the ****** cancer of the big cities is slowly spreading its way down to even the further reaches […]
Ilfracombe Devon
Ilfracombe, known better locally as ILFRASCUM! boy, I can’t believe I left the South East to live in a hole like this. The locals are classically ****** and embrace Chavism withought actually having the intelligence to understand fully what it is. I had though shell suits were no longer available being the naffest of the […]
Plymouth (Plymuff)
Yes, Plymouth has been talked about before and yes, most of it is true. ***** are crawling all over the town and making life pretty piss poor for decent people. My story is as follows. A good friend of mine worked at one of the two crematoria located in this fine city. On this day […]
PLYMOUTH-JANNERGEDDON!!!!!!
I have had the misfortune to have to live and work in this godforsaken,burberry ********,****** ******** for 12 years now! Where shall I start,I originally come from near manchester which I admit,has a significant **** element.There is only one major difference that truly sets Plymouth apart though..the ***** in Plymouth ARE thick as ****.chavdom for […]
Exeter – The Wild west
Sleepy Devon is a haven for ner’do’wells who have dropped out of the bright lights of Croydon and Stevenage, whilst at the same time having a very strong presence of the local breed of ****, of which there are several sub-breeds (Laners being one of them). and they all have the same rat-like eyes and […]
