Sidmouth, it is paradise… for the retired or elderly

Living in Sidmouth, Devon

Well, I am the first and probably the last person to add the beautiful coastal town of Sidmouth to this website because there is no internet or mobile signal unless you have WiFi and 90% of Sidmouths population are actually about 90 years old. Unfortunately, this means traffic in Sidmouth – the ‘Sidmodians’ – drive […]

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Appledore, North Devon, is about as mystical as a pitbull’s ****

Living in or moving to Appledore, Devon

As a big Harry Potter fan, my husband and I were attracted to Appledore by its magical name. After living in this remote **** outpost for near on 4 years however, I can safely confirm that this North Devon realm is about as mystical as a pitbull’s **** which has merged with a KP Skips […]

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Combe Martin is truly the most depressing, hopeless & generally futureless place

Living in Combe Martin, Devon

I can honestly say I’m proud to have come from Combe Martin, near Ilfracombe, North Devon. It is truly the most depressing, hopeless and generally futureless place on earth. I am proud because despite the fact that there are no good schools in the whole area and absolutely no examples of people who have come […]

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Dartmouth, Devon, picture postcard or chavsville?

Living in Dartmouth, Devon

Most incomers as the locals call you arrive into Dartmouth via one of the River ferries, where you will be met with the best kept town centre awash with art galleries and quaint unique shops. All this with Sir Aston Webbs Naval College sitting grandly overlooking the beautifully set postcard image. Dare you creep up […]

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Torbay

How Torbay isn’t on here I don’t know, okay so Torbay isn’t technicly a town or a city but a collection of towns and villages that are kind of glued together. Torbay is made up of five or more towns the best known being (size order): Torquay- The largest town, with all the shops, Torquay […]

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Tiverton: more nutters and weirdos per square inch than london

I cannot believe tiverton is not on this list. It has more nutter and weirdos per square inch than london. Its a lovely picturesque town with nice features and lovely ******* baskets on every corner but the reality of this is that the ******* baskets are covering a few very strange smells about the town, […]

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Torre – a place to die

They say the devil makes work for idle hands – and the hands of Torre near Torquay are very very idle – except when distributing drugs or fighting. Whilst Torre is not the end of the line on the railway, it is the end of the line for many of it’s inhabitants. Torre’s population is surprisingly diverse […]

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Crediton- Devon

I cannot believe that this sorry excuse of a town hasn’t been mentioned on here already.  With a population of around 7,000 people its no wonder they turn to a life of chavism! The town is on the outskirts of Exeter, its made up of wannabe ***** and *********. everyone sleeps with everyone, the women […]

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Marldon

Marldon the small village that connects torbay together in this small village there is an access to totnes(not so ******) torquay(oh ******* hell!) and paignton(way to close to the emo’s) in this village there is the infamous marldon massive you know the 4’3 ***** that say init and tag swings and break telephone boxes haha […]

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