The Redneck ***** from Liskeard in Cornwall are not sure where they hang out now as the Council in there wisdom have closed all the Public Toilets except one. That one is too small for all the ***** from Liskeard and the surrounding outbacks to be able to get into for their Nightly Meetings, although […]
Category: Cornwall
The worst places to live in Cornwall
Flambards Theme Park – Cornwall
I had always thought that ***** who ventured to Cornwall on their holidays went little further afield than Newquay. Yet the far-flung town of Helston and it’s adjoining theme park seem to have a certain appeal to these people… Take for example the abundance of amusement arcades that one can find here. These feature all […]
Bodmin – Home of the Cornish ****
When you think of Cornwall, you think of lovely scenery, cream teas and perhaps a place to retire to. It was once such a place. Until the ***** appeared. Every evening a convoy of **** cars going around a loop of the town. Bright purple novas and lucid green escorts aplenty, with the garage supplying […]
Newquay
Just imagine you have a picturesque fishing village on top of a dramatic Cornish cliff. How do you oversee its development? Well if you are in Newquay you build loads of drab looking hotels and guest houses, fill the high st with loads of tacky arcades and cheap surf shops and generally make it mega […]
Helston, Cornwall
A non-descript market-town in South West Cornwall of about 10,000 people, this is a place of little prospects, but many many people living on benefit or doing menial jobs. Helston is quite a sleepy town during the day, where nothing much happens, but come Friday and Saturday nights, the place is a living hell-hole! Around […]
