Crawley

I was relieved to see that this southern gem (affectionately referred to as “the armpit of the south”) was not overlooked by your site, but am perplexed as to why the person writing the article would neglect to mention the accolades Crawley has gained. While most ***** consider a fight to be anything ranging from […]

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Chichester

More often known as ‘Shitchester’, this has to be one of the weirdest places to live. Here the ***** sometimes speak with plums in their mouths but still get their leggings, sportsgear etc at hargreaves sports. They like to pick on anyone with an education, who wasn’t born in the town, or who is not […]

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Crawley

Well let me tell you that in Crawley there must be something in the air, every pushchair you see has its own underaged muva attatched. Its like the newest accessory, as well as those ugly ***** looking things round their necks. What the hell! Those cheap clown things, now who on earth would honestly want […]

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Bognor Regis

Unfortunatly I live 3 miles away from this ultimate **** town. If anyone has ever been here then I pity your poor chavness. If you live here….lol. Being the home of the best **** holiday destination- Butlins Bognor, it attracts not only local Bognorians, but ***** from afar wanting the “full ***** **** holiday experience.” […]

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Worthing

Littlehamptons big brother- Worthing. A town so steeped in right wing chavism that when the Arts World requested a statue of Oscar Wilde (he wrote many plays here) in the town centre- the authorities said no- a gay man in a **** town would be just too much for the locals. The town is a […]

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Littlehampton

Any one who has got within two miles of this South Coast mistake will have noticed how the car drivers get younger, their stereos louder, and their ability to smoke weed; listen to ‘banging’ house toooons; swear at passing motorists; and wear mail order clothes all at the same time. You can enter the town […]

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Crawley

Original Submission by Aaron I think crawley in sussex is the chaviest town in the uk because whenever you go there all you can see is white trainers burberry caps, ugly ***** munters. It seems you cant turn around without seeing a ***** with nothing better to do but sit around, smoking, drinking, laughing with […]

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