Bognor Regis

Bognor Regis, ah yes Bognor Regis. If ever there was a town that deserved the reputation for being the chaviest town in Britain, Bognor should and would be it. Bognor like many other towns has your average *****, young and old….the young ones who hang outside the local Spar poncing anything they can or getting […]

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Worthing

Worthing, worthing worthing worthing. Im only 12, I try to go to town with my friends and we get abused all day by *****. If you hate *****, hunt them or want to stab one go to theese areas::: Aquarena, Mc Donalds, JJB(obviousley), AMF(bowling), ARCADES (**** HOTSPOT), Worthing and West Worthing station, Durrington(tesco….DEFINATLEY **** hotspot,). […]

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CRAWLEY

I live in Maidenbower where you’d expect to be safe but alas there is a border, I my self am a 27 y/o Skater bloke love the board… But when you are skating through the street you can smell the change in the air when entering **** territory in Maidenbower the noxious smell of clearasil […]

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Chichester

Chichester – Well what can i say? It’s quite frankly invested. You basically take your life in your own hands being different in this place. Burberry cap wearing, “argos bling” incrusted, nonsense talking goons are more common than the postman and i hear more attempted “insults” from them then if i were to take father […]

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Worthing

Worthing, a feeble and haggard town, a windswept grief-hole, abandoned by hope, prosperity and good taste, a fortress against progress, a place, not only recognizable by its mediocrety, but defined by it. Its brow beaten residents, defeated by life, live from day to day, lottery night to lottery night, giro to giro, vainly clawing at […]

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Horsham

Horsham is located near Crawley, in between london and brighton. Because of its location, it is torn apart by 2 kinds of teen culture. On 1 side you have ***** that are breeding at an incredible rate (theres a lot of bus shelters in crawley, whcih explains the high teenage pregnancy rate) and infecting Horsham, […]

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Crawley

Well, where do I begin? Crawley is the number one in the UK for pregnancy, with all the ********* having a *** and a shag every other night, usually at the back of McDonalds, or if they have a little more class, down the local co-op. As the burbery clan stroll down the street in […]

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Chichester

Chichester or should i dub it Shitchester is slowly but surely becoming the capital of **** **** in the south. Be sure to watch your back in this place that time forgot, and everything else seems to have forgot. For the Homious Retardious (****) likes to hang out basically anywhere wher they can cause trouble. […]

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