Bellfields, Guildford
(572 crimes in Jun 2022)
Abbotswood, Guildford
(482 crimes in Jun 2022)
Ewell, Epsom and Ewell
(366 crimes in May 2022)
Maybury, Woking
(306 crimes in May 2022)
Staines, Staines-upon-Thames
(273 crimes in May 2022)
Stoughton, Guildford
(266 crimes in May 2022)
Horley, Reigate and Banstead
(260 crimes in May 2022)
Horsell, Woking
(242 crimes in May 2022)
Felthamhill, Spelthorne
(239 crimes in May 2022)
Lower Feltham, Spelthorne
(239 crimes in May 2022)


I can’t keep quiet and must provide you with my further adventures of everyday life in the spunkbubble town of Woking and its despicable ‘care in the community’ burbury wearing shitcreep population of *****. In Dantes Inferno he describes that there are in fact 7 levels of hell and on the bottom level you will […]

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The London Borough of Sutton used to be a nice place, for those that can remember the 80’s and early 90’s. Then struck the disease, the infection that is **** culture. Take a strole into the high street at any time and you’ll soon see what I loathe so much about the place. McDonalds is […]

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I see Sheerwater in Woking has already had a mention but to really put it into context you have to realise that Sheerwater is just one of a number of rancid ********* which make up the festering pus ridding corpse that is Woking. The town centre is full of the ****. You cannot shop without […]

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Sheerwater woking

This has got to be the number one dumping ground for all the benefit loafs of surrey, a trip down dartmouth avenue will make you realise just how lucky you are only to be driving through this dump. Every street corner is littered with ***** trying their hardest to attract a ********, sporting the usual […]

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