Bellfields, Guildford
(556 crimes in May 2022)
Abbotswood, Guildford
(470 crimes in May 2022)
Ewell, Epsom and Ewell
(366 crimes in May 2022)
Maybury, Woking
(306 crimes in May 2022)
Staines, Staines-upon-Thames
(273 crimes in May 2022)
Stoughton, Guildford
(266 crimes in May 2022)
Horley, Reigate and Banstead
(260 crimes in May 2022)
Horsell, Woking
(242 crimes in May 2022)
Lower Feltham, Spelthorne
(239 crimes in May 2022)
Felthamhill, Spelthorne
(239 crimes in May 2022)


weybridge. ranked 3rd most wealthy in the country, but its just full of puffer jacket, pierced eyebrow/nose/lip/forehead cumbags banging their richmond smokes, solid reefers and stella, bleating on about how ***** life is cos ‘they’ve only ‘ad it twice’ and have 3 forehead swelling kids under 2 years old and school doesn’t finish for another […]

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this place is a ******* dump, occupied by rich ***** ***** who aint got time for it unless its covered in labels or costs the earth. (e.g) i saw a kid the other day in £60 d&g jelly shoes, she was about 4 years old, now thats ******* ****!!!!!!!!! Home to famous faces like, Anne […]

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Godalming is a gathering place for the local ****** who either pub crawl or booze it up on the streets. ***** wander godalming iching for a fight, hunting down the easiest target. They hurl abuse across Godalming in hope it will spark a fight. At the end of the evening they pick up a fellow […]

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Thanks to the rouch Council estates that surround that hell-hole they call Redhill it is a paradise for ****-watching. In particular underneath the Library/Theatre at weekends. ***** gather there in full regalia – lots of cheap Bling, girls with hair scraped back and put into a bun or scrunchy, short jogging pants and white trainers […]

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A particularly unpleasant place to visit on a wet day during the mid-Easter hols, the day I went was sprawling with *****. Being a resident of Crowthorne, recently polled as the ‘second happiest place to live in the UK’ and substantially ****-free, it is surprising that Camberley is only a twenty-five minute bus journey away […]

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Redhill aka Nedhill

I’ve lived here all my life and can’t wait to leave. But seeing as I’m only 13 i’m pretty much screwed. I go to school unlike most of the ***** in my town but still manage to get abuse shouted at me like “goth” dirty grunge” or “look mate it’s Kelly Osbourne” and all I […]

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Seriously.. Compared to alot of ***** these take the complete biscuit of Chavtastic, greasy free living.. Maybe becuase there has to be a Ying and Yang in the world, and Ying being Metallers,Grungers,Skaters, (no Emos thankfully) and a few Gothic’s and the Yang being . There is actaully no black people in leatherhead.. (From what […]

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Redhill-I hate it

Redhill, Surrey

It’s been a couple of months since anyone’s done this place. I’ve been working here for 2 and a bit years. I’d previously worked in croydon for nearly 4 years, hated it, thought Redhill might be a nice, peaceful change of scenery. Images of a green, picturesque Middle England market sprung to mind. ****, was […]

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