The other reviews about Sutton seem to have been written by teenagers who have had poor personal experiences of living in Sutton- they have not given a true and fair idea of what the place is actually like; quite the reverse! In fact, it is generally a very pleasant town within Greater London on the […]
Category: Surrey
The wort places to live in Surrey
Camberley, Where the burberrins live on.
No, that title is not a pun, you really do see burberry caps here still, and from what I understand, burberry is not that in anymore. **** it, i’ll get to the crux; Camberley is a place which not only harbours charvas in their droves, but many of these know me, which is detrimental to […]
Epsom **** Central of Surrey
Epsom **** central of Surrey! its full of *****! During the day this pleasant town is enjoyable to walk around even though the shops are becoming more and more to the taste of a ****, Afternoon comes still a safe place the ***** start to wake up. Night comes and they venture out of the […]
Wallington, Surrey – full of ***** and betting shops
Wallington! How could no one have mentioned it? It is strange because it has a huge contrast of posh South Wallington and the rest is unbelievably rubbish. it used to be a lovely town – like the rest of south london. now look at it all! There’s roundshaw, ahem, sorry – ‘Wallington village’. full of […]
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Chorley (where ppl go to fight)
Ahhhhh chorley….im not saying its ****** but our town motto is be aware!!!! Honest it actually is! ha ha! well, what can i say about this…place? Its chavtastic! For your chavy clothing needs we have temptation (rather upset that its not still called chorley girl ha ha that was ace) This shop stores a lovely […]
Malden Manor, Surrey
Old Malden and Worcester Park are both perfectly pleasant places to live, yet nearby Malden Manor is a cold sore on the genitals of civilisation. Despite providing a useful railway staion, “the Manor” is best known for the hideous flats and equally hideous inmates (sorry, residents) of the housing project on Sheephouse Way. Surly and […]
Woking!…all the charm of Basingstoke, minus…
Woking! It has all the charm of Basingstoke, but minus the roundabouts. There seem to be McDonalds round every corner and flabby women with ill-judged, partly-blonded, bird’s nest hairdos everywhere, their KFC-fed charms bursting out of tight pink tops and faded denim mini-skirts. On my 11am visit, a man wearing a back-to-front baseball cap pushed […]
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Caterham – Croydon’s **** B-Town
I live in Caterham. I ahve my whole life. The ***** are EVERYWHERE. Down my road, next door, sitting in the car park of Tesco, infesting the Skate Park no less. At 2 in the morning, the high-pitched squeal of a moped can be heard screeching it’s way through the town at 20mph. They walk […]
a bad, sad and scary place to know(or live in!)
If you can think of nothing better to do than rub shoulders with pregnant teens, and work shy,dole ****,benefit seeking council housers,then Redhill is the place for you! If you’ve ever had the misfortune to be in Redhill on, say, a Friday night, you too must have suffered the fighting,vomiting, and general nastiness of this […]
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Sutton is infected by chavtitas!!!
In the deepest darkest pits of surrey, not far from the appropriately labelled “craptown” Croydon, Lies a little unsuspecting town called Sutton. Over the years its increasing youth culture has slowly been overtaken by the social virus that has now been commonly labelled “Chavtitas”. More contagious then the H5N1 strain, Chavtitas has spread through this town quickly, mostly effecting 8-20 year olds […]
Epsom
Ahhh Epsom – soon to be the “**** central” of Surrey. The what was once a remarkably pleasant place to live has been infiltrated by the inhabitants of such areas as the “Wells Estate” and more prevelantly the “Longmead Estate”. Epsom and Ewell Council have a lot to answer for with regard to the strategic […]
weybridge
weybridge. ranked 3rd most wealthy in the country, but its just full of puffer jacket, pierced eyebrow/nose/lip/forehead cumbags banging their richmond smokes, solid reefers and stella, bleating on about how ***** life is cos ‘they’ve only ‘ad it twice’ and have 3 forehead swelling kids under 2 years old and school doesn’t finish for another […]
