Bellfields, Guildford
(556 crimes in May 2022)
Abbotswood, Guildford
(470 crimes in May 2022)
Ewell, Epsom and Ewell
(366 crimes in May 2022)
Maybury, Woking
(306 crimes in May 2022)
Staines, Staines-upon-Thames
(263 crimes in Apr 2022)
Horley, Reigate and Banstead
(260 crimes in May 2022)
Horsell, Woking
(242 crimes in May 2022)
Lower Feltham, Spelthorne
(239 crimes in May 2022)
Felthamhill, Spelthorne
(239 crimes in May 2022)
Addlestonemoor, Runnymede
(214 crimes in May 2022)

Sutton

The other reviews about Sutton seem to have been written by teenagers who have had poor personal experiences of living in Sutton- they have not given a true and fair idea of what the place is actually like; quite the reverse! In fact, it is generally a very pleasant town within Greater London on the […]

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Malden Manor, Surrey

Old Malden and Worcester Park are both perfectly pleasant places to live, yet nearby Malden Manor is a cold sore on the genitals of civilisation. Despite providing a useful railway staion, “the Manor” is best known for the hideous flats and equally hideous inmates (sorry, residents) of the housing project on Sheephouse Way. Surly and […]

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Sutton is infected by chavtitas!!!

In the deepest darkest pits of surrey, not far from the appropriately labelled “craptown” Croydon, Lies a little unsuspecting town called Sutton. Over the years its increasing youth culture has slowly been overtaken by the social virus that has now been commonly labelled “Chavtitas”.  More contagious then the H5N1 strain, Chavtitas has spread through this town quickly, mostly effecting 8-20 year olds […]

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Epsom

Ahhh Epsom – soon to be the “**** central” of Surrey. The what was once a remarkably pleasant place to live has been infiltrated by the inhabitants of such areas as the “Wells Estate” and more prevelantly the “Longmead Estate”. Epsom and Ewell Council have a lot to answer for with regard to the strategic […]

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