Orpington has been growing in recent years to be one of the most chavy areas imaginable.

Living in Orpington

Orpington has been growing in recent years to be one of the most chavy areas imaginable. God knows where they all come from! Being ****** and all i’d rather not think about it. The high street is a haven for this, maccy d’s, wetherspoons and cheap stella from the local spar or Jet garage… The […]

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Twydall Estate, Gillingham: a delightful place to visit, but not on your own

Living in Twydall, Gillingham, Kent

Twydall is located between the towns of Gillingham and Rainham and is a delightful place to visit, but not when you’re on your own. It has an extremely large population of ****’s who believe in the old adage of ‘strength in numbers’ and ‘a life without a bottle of white lightening and a *** is […]

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Chatham

Better known as “Chavham”, the correct **** pronounciation of this Kentish town is “Chaa-aam” as the local **** redidents are unable to sound the “h” and “t” sounds. The highstreet features many “quality” stalls on which the ***** and ********* can purchase all their “bling” and “gear”. The town also boasts a Primark, QS, Half […]

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BROMLEY

Bromley, Kent. Home of the insurance company which made popular the nodding dogs. Says it all. To most civilised people it’s an utter sh*t hole, but to the kings and princesses of **** it is paradise. Once there was a House of Fraser, now there stands a TK Maxx. If the souped up ****-mobile ain’t […]

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chatham

chatham was named and shamed in the daily mail as the land where all pikeyscum originaited. its like a walking talking sexually transmitted disease here. Chatham is the chavland its self, you cant walk three steps outside your front council estate door without seeing at least four, all sporting “****” a bottle of white lighting […]

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Dartford

When I first visited this site, I was amazed and shocked to see that Dartford had not been included in **** towns. Dartford is the epitome of all things ****. To witness the ***** in their natural environment, it would be a good idea to pop down Dartford on a Tuesday morning (When they collect […]

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Gravesend

Y DO YOUZ LOT BOVA MAKIN UP A ***** SITE JST 2 BAD MOUF *****! DER ENT EVEN NEFIN RNG WID US, ITZ ***** PRIKZ LYK U LOT HU GOEZ RND CHATTIN **** GIVIN US A BAD NAME! SERIUSLY ENT NUN OV YA GT NEFIN BETA 2 DO DEN BAD MOUF CHAVZ. TRUST THO IF […]

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