The worst places to live in Hampshire
Havant isn’t very nice. In the town centre there is a pretty little church, an occasional French market and one or two decent pubs (The Robin Hood and The Old House at Home). The rest of the area will be familiar to anyone who has nominated or even read about their own town: 1. The […]
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Ok, so Eastleigh is by no means the worst places in Britain (I’m thinking it’s possibly Paulsgrove, Portsmouth) but it is well worth a mention if only for the ‘**** per square mile ratio’; Beastleigh is comparatively small to that of neighbouring Southampton, but it stands brimming proudly with all that is ****, clutching to […]
I have just returned from the West Quay shopping Centre in Southampton and felt that I must write to give comment on the atrocious scenes I witnessed. West Quay seems to be some kind of shrine to all that is ****. Arriving at 10 am I parked in Podium car park number 1 and was […]
Havant, near Pompey, and you may as well include Leigh park in that as they’ve merged into ****-central. Wanna buy some bling, gotta get a sovereign ring ?, Well Havant is your place, secondhand jewellers and pawn shops are the most common shops there. Wanna eat ? McDonalds is your place. Wanna fight ? Pick […]
Eastleigh sits on the northmost border of Southampton and is the **** capital of England. Twinned with Chavville USA, Eastleigh is a true armpit of a town! Regular coach trips to the twin town were set up but then cancelled until someone could work out why the bus kept sinking. The usual array of crack […]
Having recently been voted one of the worst places to live by a certain national tabloid, Winchester is keen to make sure it lives up to this (un)enviable reputation by getting as many of the **** fraternity into it as possible. The main place to hang out during the day is down by the Cathedral […]
There’s already a few entries about my joyous, beautiful and not-at-all grimy hometown on here, but i think its important to draw attention to one vital aspect of extreme ****-dom that no-one else has…pompey dots! Not micro dots or polka dots oh no. Pompey dots are what the mainly male (but some female) ***** in […]
It is truly terrifying that so many towns already exist on this site. But my friends until you see Andover, your real nadir hasn’t been witnessed. Fat stomachs pouring from hipsters and crop tops (with numerous metal adornments), Velour- VELOUR! at every corner, always stained. Hoop earings that your dog could jump through. Mothers who […]
Now.. for all those that have not visited Aldershot (or Aldershit) as otherwise known, you are lucky! Home of the British Army they call it, imagine a load of northern **** squaddies competing to shag the birds with the biggest earing hoops, and who stink of tench… on a good day. A local attraction, if […]
Here in Basingstoke ***** are more commonly known as townies, and are a right bunch of twats. In our school they set up there own smokers union, and almost got expelled. One guy has been suspended 16 times for kicking **** into ne one he can. They all sit around outside JD sports smoking. Then, […]
Portsmouth – So good they named it. ONCE. A Bluffers Guide What can you say? IN THE NAVY Well its a naval town, so known that when an American boat is in the naval quarters of the disaffected local ********* fill up with discharged *****. ALCOHOL Either a) (Boys) You’ve had a few pints o […]
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Leigh Park, Hampshire was once the largest council estate in Europe. It has a long tradition of chavness and could well be the origin of all ***** upon this Earth. (were there any evidence that anyone’s moved out since 1959). From the youngest creole-wearing babies collecting *** ends outside the chippie to the wrinkled hags […]
