Ok now i’ve lived in marchwood all 18 years of my life. Marchwood was a quiet, green and seriously under populated place, you could walk to the shops and you would see people you knew and know they would say hi. One day I walked to the shops, I think it was when the year […]
Category: Hampshire
The worst places to live in Hampshire
Basingstoke
Basingstoke – even the name speaks of drudgery, greyness and pollution. I went to 6th form (and worked Saturdays) in the place for several years, and although they’ve tarted up the centre a bit recently, the ***** are still very much alive. It’s a town that has been designed around, and utterly sacrificed on the […]
Fareham
Fareham is a Borough with a thriving **** community and there is much for local residents and visitors to see and do regarding Britain’s new ruling class. […]
pennington (near lymington)
you’re not londerners, you dont sound like londoners and dear god its not clever speaking in a fake london accent………. […]
Farnborough, little ****** brother of Aldershot
Farnborough is a small little town in the commuter belt region of Hampshire which is absolutely full of families that work in the neighbouring **** meccas of basingstoke, camberley or bracknell, plus an overspill of squaddies that must have got lost from Aldershot. One of the main reasons there is such a high ****-count in […]
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Portsmouth (Job Centre)
It is with deep regret that I have come to the end of a contract that involved signing people on at my local job centre. For the past nine months I have had the mostly unenviable pleasure of asking the mad, bad and frankly bizarre of Portsmouth whether thay have done ANY work in the […]
Hythe – the one in Hampshire
Who would have thought a small town on the edge of the New Forest could house an entire gaggle of *****! They are often to be found ******* around outside Waitrose (but would never dare to go inside), spotty pleb boys, fat teenage girls with buggies full of stinking brats, dressed n suitably ‘fashionable’ attire, […]
Ringwood (Ringworm/Ringpiece)
Small town on the way to Bournemouth. Although thought to be on the edge of the New Forest and therefore a wealthy area, the **** element still manages to breed with a vengeance under the noses of the normal townsfolk. Particular hangouts for the Kappa crew are as follows:- Blockbuster car park:- tens of vehicles […]
Petersfield
Situated around 10 miles from the infamous ***** retreat known as Leigh Park, lies the small town of Petersfield. Not renowned for its ***** but should be given its notification. The starting place for these “humans” is the town square. Three pubs and a couple of off-licenses provides the ***** with alcoholic beverages and food. […]
Basingstoke – Mockney w@nker heaven?
Basingstoke… Well maybe it’s not so bad these days I guess. Some people plaudit our rebuilt town centre with the widely acclaimed “Festival Place” shopping mall as a shinning example of successful urban renewal. But then again anything would have been better than the wretched cesspit of concrete and **** we had previously. The luftwafe […]
Basingstoke
Ahhh, Basingstoke! Famous for it’s roundabouts and general awfulness, it now has a new draw for ***** from all over Hampshire – The Festival Place shopping centre. You begin to realise the true **** horror that awaits you inside as you make your way into the car park. The entrance ramp is full of obnoxious […]
Portsmouth, Portsdown Hill (Viewpoint)
Please let me draw your attention to Portsdown Hill, which is situated a mile or so out of Portsmouth and more specifically The Viewpoint, a car park offering a panoramic view of this ****-ridden, Vauxhall Nova ******** varucca at the foot of this country we love. From here you can see such wonderous sights as […]
