The worst places to live in Hampshire
You may think Portsmouth is a beautiful and historical port with lovely inhabitants. Well let me tell you, nothing could be further from the truth. So here is my definitive list of why Portsmouth sucks: The feral packs of kids the endless bass of the exhausts the no go area that is Guildhall Walk the […]
Totton is a small village best known for its wednesday market (enough said already?) and now sadly its **** population. For those who dont know Totton is the inbetween point from southampton to fawley, so is confused about what its supposed to be – a village or a town so its over compensated to be […]
basingstoke, also known as blazingstoke (named after the group blazing squad), basingrad (after starlingrad) and many more witty titles that **** could not understand. Know matter where you turn there is always the lingering smell of *****, walk down festival place and after five minutes you’ll be stabbed, burnt with ‘ciggies’ and worst of all […]
I am at University of Liverpool at the mo, but used to live in what many refer to the ‘******* of the world’, that is Andover. As my family still lives there I have the unfortunate duty of going back there every few months to visit this ****-********, culture-free, hell-hole. The Chantry centre is home […]
Read More… from Andover, stay away from this abysmal little town
Oh My God, I can’t believe that Tadley has not been added yet! Ok Tadley is like the little **** sister of Basingstoke, fair enough it has a different father to its **** siblings – Old Basing and Hook, but it still has all the classics that make it such a chavvietown. We have our […]
Burger king, Portsmouth cuisine at its best… maybe…read on, for dear reader, I have a (highly amusing) story to tell. Many years ago Burger King on Commercial rd was THE **** hang out. My cousin (a **** herself) used to work there. I once popped in to say hello and the horror was beyond description. […]
Read More… from Portsmouth and the tale of the pissy burgers
Why? What possible purpose can Totton serve? Once deeply proud of its status as England’s largest village, Totton is now renowned for having the ugliest town centre imaginable. A precinct so pitiful even the unbelievably ignorant little **** ******* tend to pass it up in favour of the more salubrious delights of Eling Rec (surely […]
Once proudly referred to as the ‘Home of The British Army’ now more commonly referred to as the ‘Home to a British army of genetically suspect *****.’ From the Burger King carpark sound offs (from the back of whale-tailed 1.0 Novas) to the ‘designer’ outlet stores – this place really does ooze **** from every […]
I’m a pupil at andover’s local secondary school, Winton. Here I am witness to the most horrifying and stupid ***** ever to walk the earth. normally, we wear school uniform, but once in a while they have “civvy” days, where we are allowed to wear what ever the hell we want. Personnaly, I wear what […]
My ****-o-meter starts to smoke when I enter the town. On a Tue (market day) it blows up. For a small town it has a huge ****** count. I would feel more safer in Iraq than Alton on market day. The ***** head for the market to buy ten thousand bags of cheese ‘n’ onion […]
Southampton (Chavampton) Pimple on England’s, or should that be Gods, ****. Once described by a major national newspaper as being the “most romantic city in England”. I dread to think what this journalist was smoking, or snorting when he/she wrote that, unless he/she was taking into account the horrendous number of pregnant ********* that plague […]
Aka Amazingstoke because you really are amazed by the amount of ***** ***** there are. They seemed to start ******* around in the late 90s and yes you’ve guessed it they’ve been breeding since – Argh! The teenage mothers can be seen generally pushing their buggies into the back of your ankles in the shopping […]
