As you enter Newhaven (from either the ferry, the train or the 712 bus) you are suddenly swamped by *****. They tend to hang around in groups of 5-7 in the day but this increases to about 500 in the night. Most of these ***** live up Gibbon road and each **** has about 20 […]
Category: East Sussex
Articles written by the people who live there, on the areas of East Sussex you should avoid if you’re are thinking of moving.
Whitehawk & Moulsecoomb, Brighton, are third world areas of Sussex
Whitehawk and neighbouring Moulsecoomb are the third world areas of Sussex. There is nothing good that I can say about the ‘Hawkers’. The area is a dive. Hawkers have yet been able to grasp the English language. Instead, everything they say has to end in ‘innit’ or ‘nah, mate’. The little **** kids think they […]
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New Brighton
A seedy ‘holiday’ resort full of crumbling 1920s buildings and crappy neon light **** hovels. The journey from Liverpool to this ‘end of the line’ **** hangout takes approximately twenty minutes and can at times be a nightmare – especially during the school holidays when the ‘trackie in socks brigade’ and their cola rotten-toothed San […]
Brighton
As a resident of Brighton and Hove I happened to spend a very relaxing morning perusing the various stores and shops in Brighton’s North Laines the other weekend. It was wonderful mingling with the cosmopolitan crowd that tends to gather in the city, leafing through second hand books, sipping coffee in one of the many […]
Brighton
Well guys, sorry to disappoint any pretentious wannabe Brightonians out there but… Brighton is a Grade ‘A’ s**thole! I’ve been studying in what I first found to be a charming seaside town, full of exchange students and wonderfully intelligent people with ideas to share on life and a high percentage of witty, stimulating conversationalists… then… […]
Seaford, East Sussex
Seaford is the end of the line, literally. It’s the British rail station where the train goes back the other way when it has dumped its scraggy ***** into this poor excuse of a town. It’s almost as if even British Rail haven’t got the balls to venture any further into the type of town […]
Bexhill, East Sussex
This town is so bad I moved to another **** hotspot, Keighley, West Yorkshire. It used to be said that the Cinque Port Towns were full of old biddies and old money. This is still true but to a much lesser extent, because as there is no real employment there, the only two options are […]
Brighton
post office queue, in the co-op, london road, brighton 2 catagories of person: pensioners = pension ***** = giro top **** hang-out. qualify for **** status, you must: 1 wear as much gold jewellery as possible – preferably 3 or more gold hoops in each ear, lots of chains & 2 or more sovereign rings […]
Hailsham (East Sussex)
Hailsham war memorial is a magnets for ***** from all over the county of East Sussex. Many a mayfair is smoked by ***** with hair stuck down with “Mega Tub ‘O’ Gel” nicely obscured by the baseball cap. Some local **** language: Alright my chave Dinlow Crank Oi chavie Interesting local **** observations: A hailsham […]
Hastings
Original Submission by Lorcan Funnily enought, I was home from uni for a few weeks and was (for some unearthly reason) actually looking forward to a few days by the sea…….. Then I parked up, took a quick look in the rear view and what do I see, but 2 ***** in matching white trackies […]
