Eastbourne – A gangster’s view

Living in Eastbourne, East Sussex

Anybody reading this is about to enter the deep dark underbelly that is Eastbourne. Eastbourne is rife with criminal activity including petty theft, loitering, littering and smoking in no smoking zones! Now Compare this with places like Rio De Janeiro in Brazil with its notable ‘Favellas’, with their high crime rate consisting of murder on […]

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Eastbourne… It has to be one of the worst towns in the UK

Living in Eastbourne, East Sussex

Eastbourne. It has to be one of the worst towns in the UK. It’s about the size of Brighton and Hove. You have North Eastbourne ; Hampden Park East and West , Old Town , Ratton & Willingdon Village , Upperton and Willingdon Trees. Then you have East Eastbourne ; Kingsmere,Langney North, Langney Village, Shinewater, Langney […]

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Hailsham, East Sussex (****-vil)

UPDATED from http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/12/hailsham-east-sussex/ This town must be the birhtplace of the ****!!! Why??? We have known the “****” word for ages…decades in fact…..it has always been an insult to be called a **** and many a fight has broken out because of it……. Hailsham is very near to Eastbourne, but in terms of **** development…….Hailsham […]

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Hastings – A run down seaside ghetto

Moving to Hastings, East Sussex

Now where do I start, this s******e is basically ******** with *****. If you’re a teenage mother in this town, you’ll fit in just fine! If you own a Corsa and pointlessly drive it around the town, you’ll fit in just fine! During the day you may find a few wannabe *****, but after sunset […]

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Bexhill on Sea… at least it’s not Sidley

Bexhill on sea, East Sussex, Property Guide and review

Welcome to Bexhill on Sea, the town for people who can’t afford to live in Little Common, but whose parents love them enough to keep them away from Sidley. Looking out of the train at the station before disembarking in this lively seaside resort, one can see signs that this is an up-and-coming residence for […]

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The sleepy retirement village of Little Common (Bexhill on Sea)

Living in Little Common, Bexhill-on-sea

There was once a time where it was possible to escape ***** by leaving urban areas. However, now this is not the case, as even the tiniest villages have seen the desperate need for degeneration. Welcome to Little Common, as the name suggests, quite a sleepy retirement village. If the elderly all move to Bexhill, […]

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Uckfield

Ah, good old Uckers. Uckers is a many sided town. On one hand, you have the fat middle aged beer swigging cricket players (but we love them), the fat old aged beer swigging pentioners and on the other, the fat middle aged beer swigging *****. The ***** come in all different shapes and sizes, you […]

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