Anybody reading this is about to enter the deep dark underbelly that is Eastbourne. Eastbourne is rife with criminal activity including petty theft, loitering, littering and smoking in no smoking zones! Now Compare this with places like Rio De Janeiro in Brazil with its notable ‘Favellas’, with their high crime rate consisting of murder on […]
Category: East Sussex
Articles written by the people who live there, on the areas of East Sussex you should avoid if you’re are thinking of moving.
Eastbourne… It has to be one of the worst towns in the UK
Eastbourne. It has to be one of the worst towns in the UK. It’s about the size of Brighton and Hove. You have North Eastbourne ; Hampden Park East and West , Old Town , Ratton & Willingdon Village , Upperton and Willingdon Trees. Then you have East Eastbourne ; Kingsmere,Langney North, Langney Village, Shinewater, Langney […]
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Hailsham, East Sussex (****-vil)
UPDATED from http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/12/hailsham-east-sussex/ This town must be the birhtplace of the ****!!! Why??? We have known the “****” word for ages…decades in fact…..it has always been an insult to be called a **** and many a fight has broken out because of it……. Hailsham is very near to Eastbourne, but in terms of **** development…….Hailsham […]
Eastbourne ~ Town Centre no go area
If you chat to someone and mention there’s a particular area of the Town Centre that you feel very uncomfortable in even in daytime , they will usually chip in that it is the area between M & S and KFC . Given the obvious issues in other streets nearby, it’s interesting that regardless of […]
Hastings – A run down seaside ghetto
Now where do I start, this s******e is basically ******** with *****. If you’re a teenage mother in this town, you’ll fit in just fine! If you own a Corsa and pointlessly drive it around the town, you’ll fit in just fine! During the day you may find a few wannabe *****, but after sunset […]
Eastbourne-The **** Cancer
Eastbourne a lovely, quiet little place. Surely not a haven for *****? To be blunt but true, Eastbourne is infected with this ****. Since the rise of Hip Hop we all quietly took in the fact that something was coming, something that would piss us off more then Bill Ody; something we now know as […]
**** village of Northiam east sussex
Hi i live a mile or so away from the once attractive village of Northiam which is on the Kent east sussex border. Northiam use to be a very nice and attractive village untill about 5 years ago when a new sort of breed of people started appearing around the village which we reffer as […]
Eastbourne a **** heaven
Eastbourne? Surely not that sweet seaside town, holiday destination for old lady coach trips. I’m afraid it’s true, if you scratch the surface of this quaint seaside community you will find a thriving community of useless toe rags commonly known as *****. I’m not getting at poor people who can’t afford decent clothes, homes, cars […]
Bexhill on Sea… at least it’s not Sidley
Welcome to Bexhill on Sea, the town for people who can’t afford to live in Little Common, but whose parents love them enough to keep them away from Sidley. Looking out of the train at the station before disembarking in this lively seaside resort, one can see signs that this is an up-and-coming residence for […]
The sleepy retirement village of Little Common (Bexhill on Sea)
There was once a time where it was possible to escape ***** by leaving urban areas. However, now this is not the case, as even the tiniest villages have seen the desperate need for degeneration. Welcome to Little Common, as the name suggests, quite a sleepy retirement village. If the elderly all move to Bexhill, […]
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brighton
why does evry1 mug brighton off if u actually became a **** u wldnt get started on by no1 because u will soon begin to no evry1 if ur hard and not a ***** the only people who get started on are if u think ur solid wen u actually aint and if u give […]
Uckfield
Ah, good old Uckers. Uckers is a many sided town. On one hand, you have the fat middle aged beer swigging cricket players (but we love them), the fat old aged beer swigging pentioners and on the other, the fat middle aged beer swigging *****. The ***** come in all different shapes and sizes, you […]