Scotland - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Edinburgh

For those who know the jewel in eastern Scotland’s crown Edinburgh is fond to many. An historic and picturesque capital city, steeped in heritage and culture, ‘Auld Reekie’ really is a fantastic place throughout the year – especially during the later summer months when the world famous International and Fringe festivals descend… a time I […]

Dalkeith

I have been in Dalkeith for 2 years. It’s quite an interesting town with a lot of history – a traditional Scottish small town – but it’s also an unquestionable **** town. If you spend any time in Dalkeith, you’ll see there is no sense of style or refinement here. The **** way of dressing […]

Jedburgh

A sunny little market town not far from the England/Scotland border. ***** can most commonly be seen in the town square, or local bus stance harassing the elderly people who are just simply too afraid to come out on there motability scooters for their shopping. You will recognise the ***** by them coming out of […]

Edinburgh

Edinburgh has perhaps the most visually attractive city centre in Britain and is generally perceived as a cosmopolitan place. In my view this is 50% correct, but I want to show you the other half. That is – of grim council estates, boy racers, teenage gangs, £1.99 cider and assorted drug/alchohol problems. The city centre […]

Alloa

A small waste bin of Society full of down n outs and failed textile workers!!!! can it be that hard???? this is the town they send people who were too bad for the raploch too so they just become normal members of society!!!!! […]

St Andrews

St Andrews… Andrae Sancti… ancient and royal city of crumbling windswept spires, spiritual home of golf, and the site of Scotland’s first university since 1410. One of the last bastions of elitist port-quaffing empire types, and the very last place on earth you would expect to find evidence of that social phenomenon known as the […]

Saltcoats: first thing to hit me was the smell of raw sewage

Eleven months ago I moved to a small seaside town in Ayrshire to be closer to work. Unfortunately, relocating to Saltcoats turned out to be the worst move of my life. The first thing to hit me was the smell of raw sewage. That, I convinced myself, I could live with. However this was the […]

kirkintilloch

This town by glasgea has one of the largest “****” populations. doon here we call em **** (none educated delinquents). I got told the other week noone could understand wat a wis sayin. coz a wi taking “nedish” yup in kirky they have there own language. the palce the all are from (well most of […]

Larkhall mobs are often quiet during the week, the weekend is a different story

Local mobs often keep quiet during the week in Larkhall although there is the occasional fight, the occasional singing, and the occasional alcohol and cannabis consumption. Larkhall is quite a little place about 30 – 45 minutes away from Glasgow, its big brother towns (the ***** would argue they are our little brother towns) are […]

Dundee has one geological fault, it is above sea level

Dundee on the North East coast of Scotland must qualify as one of the worst towns in the UK. It is said that the only geological fault in Dundee is that it is above sea level. Its middle class façade as you progress along PART of the Kingsway (The rest is derelict) lulls you into […]

Dundee: There are many attractions for those with a black sense of humour

Dundee or ‘Dundeh’, as the locals would call it, is a city of contrasts. It used to be said of Dundeh that if Scotland needed an enema, Dundeh is where they’d stick the pipe, but things have changed. There are many attractions for those with a black sense of humour. Shell-suited gadgies patrol in groups […]

Paisley – what can one say with regard to this “charming” town

What can one say with regard to this “charming” town. Irritable from birth, their birth marks are Burberry, Nickelson And most recently Berghaus – I assume this is a winter trend but only next summer will tell. In Paisley they seem attracted like moths to large exhausted compact cars which have been “altered” to be […]