Living in Kilsyth

Kilsyth, home to some of the most nosey people in the whole of Scotland

Visit Kilsyth and see the wonders for yourself. You'll be amazed and probably can't wait to leave thinking... What a sh*tehole.

Living in Skerry, Sutherland, Scotland

Skerray, Sutherland: Outsiders Are Not Welcome Here!

By all means visit Skerray, but fill your tank in Bettyhill or Tongue, keep your windows closed, keep moving and DON'T FEED THE LOCALS!

Living in Nairn, Scotland

Nairn screams sh*thole, from the miserable scenery to the run down high st

Aesthetically it is depressing at best, however appearances can be deceiving. Delve past this & you'll see what a true sh*thole this town is

Living in Annan

Annan, an unknown but disgusting town.

If you're ever driving through Annan, roll up the windows, tint them to hell, lock all your doors, and NEVER come back (for your own safety)

Living in Clackmannan

Clackmannan, village mentality 101

You can only survive a night in Clackmannan, if you have the blood of a Clackmannaner in you. Sharing a needle doesn't count.