Bangor, Norn Irn

“While the proliferation of ******** has been noticeable everywhere in recent years, surely no-where has had such a massive sub-population growth as Bangor. The amount of annoying wee toe-rags in cheap sportswear and **** jewellery has ballooned in recent years, a fact I believe to be linked with the opening of Lizzy Duke in the […]

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Belfast and the fermented cough syrup that is Buckfast

Living in Belfast

As a native of Washington, Tyne and Wear, the idea of a town overrun by hoards of ********* ******** was nothing new. In fact, I was convinced that I had seen it all in the 18 years that I had lived, relatively peacefully (only two black eyes and a bruised lip), amongst the burgeoning underclass […]

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Bangor, the amount of wee toe-rags in cheap sportswear has ballooned

Living in Bangor, Northern Ireland

While the proliferation of ******** has been noticeable everywhere in recent years, surely no-where has had such a massive sub-population growth as Bangor. The amount of annoying wee toe-rags in cheap sportswear and **** jewellery has ballooned in recent years, a fact I believe to be linked with the opening of Lizzy Duke in the […]

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