North West - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Enter Skelmersdale Alive… Leave With A Posthumous Medal Of Bravery

Welcome to Skelmersdale. A town that will re-arrange your internal organs with its never-ending roundabouts and you will be lucky if you can emerge from a simple children’s playground with your spinal cord intact. Seriously though, Skelmersdale is perhaps one of the worst towns in Britain. This is because you have your three major areas. […]

Lathom: A tale of sheep, fields and banging your own siblings

I saw a post stating that Burscough was the ****** capital of England. Well, my friend, I present to you Lathom. Not just the ****** capital of England, Christ no, but the ****** capital of the ******* world. About 50 people actually live there, and all of them are at least second cousins if not […]

Liverpool – More like Live-in-stool

I am entitled to every statement I am about to make regarding this city as my parents are born and bred scousers, which therefore makes me . . gulp . . . a second generation scouser. Fortunately I have not even a hint of the accent, and for this I am eternally thankful (although the […]

Mawdesley: full of snobbish, obnoxious idiots

If you hate life and have lots of money then Mawdesley is the place for you. Most normal human-beings are forced to live in socially isolated, lifeless depressing ****** sh*tholes against their will, and most normal rich people chose to live in nice places – Mawdesley turns this logic on it’s head. Mawdesley is literally […]

Failsworth: a town of hard working individuals & lazy pond life

Living in Failsworth, Greater Manchester

Failsworth a Town of two tales, one of hard working individuals and the other of Lazy ****** child production line pond life, where the only job people have had, is going to the job centre to Sign On. A place where some people will go to great lengths to not pay the 5p bag charge, […]

Wavertree, Liverpool: in recent years its gone down the pisser

Wavertree. A district of two halves, depending on whether you live near Smithdown Road or Picton Road, that is split down the middle by Lawrence road, a sort of melting pot for lots of people that don’t to speak english, and have no desire to learn to. Having spent the last thirty years in Wavertree […]

Sholver, think of it as a giant category C prison built on a hill side

You’ve seen the film ‘You, Me and Marley’? If not, it’s set in trouble torn Belfast and specifically a terrorist controlled, nationalist ghetto with no respect for law and order on its streets. Well, the film makers decided Sholver was the perfect setting for this film. No, seriously. Sholver is essentially a giant council estate […]

Earby: If you’re ignorant and love drinking then you’ll fit right in

Earby is a small town / village in the district of Pendle which is part of Lancashire but confusingly Pendle is regarded as the West Riding of Yorkshire (became part of Lancashire due to historic border changes) So what’s it like to live in this village? Well Lancashire boasts about its friendly hospitality, not the […]

Stretford is a Mecca for ***** and scallies

Stretford is a place that is a Mecca for ***** and scallies. They’re dressed in the typical scally uniform of trainers, trackies and a snap back hat. they’re pockets are filled with the latest skunk weed that smells like cow piss and cat piss mixed in with giraffe piss. They’re usually walking around with this […]

For those who criticise the North

Having read articles on Hull, Sheffield, Bradford, Leeds and Middlesbrough, I think that it’s about time to redress the balance. For the uninitiated, in 1979 a new Prime Minister was elected in the UK. Immediately she set about doing what her party did best. And she was best at it out of all of them. […]

Normanton – The Real Place for “I live near Leeds”

Normanton is just one of those places where people clearly don’t feel proud to live. From spoiled 9 year olds with iPhones, who probably know more swear words than you to teenagers demoralising you as you walk past – the people are clearly a large contributing factor. The high school of Normanton received a bad […]

Leigh, Greater Manchester, is in a time warp 15yrs behind normal life

Hmmm what can I say, quite a lot actually! I don’t originate from here, thank god, but have lived here for a few years for reasons I can’t state. So from an outsiders vision and what I’ve seen, heard and know about over the past few years lol here we go… The outer town shops, […]