Merseyside - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

rainford…home of the rich ****

so…rainford, where to start. rainford used to b a nice place, very quiet an there was never ne trouble, that is until a couple of years ago when the then 12 years olds discovered st helens an alcohol. the girls here look about 10 years older than they actually are, with tangerine like complexions an […]

You Think Birkenhead is bad??? haha have you been to liverpool

Well after reading the article about “Birkenhead, Liverpools Throwback” i thought yer ok maybe its small and cramped but is that any reason to critisize? For a start who wears burberry please? or addidas for that matter? Birkenhead is swarming with normal people.. actualy its swarming with liverpudlians raiding primark for their 50p underwear. And try to mock […]

St Helens – A sordid little grief hole

St Helens is situated in between Liverpool and Manchester- closer to Liverpool. It is impossible to leave your house without being threatened, punched or stabbed. The main trouble is glassings and beatings. As usual, you have to be terrified of groups of children. I myself got help up at knifepoint by 3 1/2 year olds. […]

Bootle, Litherland and Netherton Health Issues

Dear all, I feel it important to bring to your attention the reason why the NHS has no money, and that reason is *****. I work in many NHS buildings around South Sefton including the above areas (See Title) and I have to tell you that what I see is unbelievable. On one occasion I […]

Netherton near Liverpool

This place is a dump even by Liverpools’ standards. It is home to Buckley Hill playing fields, the windiest place on earth including the Antartic. Buckley had a new roof put on the changing rooms because they either had it ripped or burnt off by some 6 year old scally. They regularly make the caretakers […]

Seaforth and Bootle – for people who can’t afford to live in Crosby or Waterloo

Jesus Christ, where to begin! Hmm, I used to live in Crosby but I was forced further down the road to live here due to ridiculous house prices. Luckily I lived in a quiet Cul De Sac in Seaforth where no scallies had any reason to enter, however, a brisk walk round to the shops […]

Birkenhead: Enter at your own risk

Birkenhead is a town full of scallies. scallies which in my case are lower than any breed of ****, but these scallies are merging into ***** which could make birkenhead a very dangerous place for any non-tracksuit wearing person to enter. How to spot a girl scally/**** in Birkenhead She will be the brightest shade […]

Bootle

Bootle, not one street corner is without your ape-like **** male and glowing orange ******** female. I am unfortunate enough to actually live here, and have lost count of the number of times I have been approached by some smack-head asking ” ey luv, av yer got 20p to lend us like ?” I am […]

Birkenhead

***** are people we have come to poke fun at and ridicule because of their zany fashion sense and wacky behaviour, but the Birkenhead equivalent especially those that live in the North End and on the Ford Estate (or Beechwood as it’s now called) are barely even human. […]

Heswall

The somewhat quaint town of the Wirral, Heswall is well known for its beauty and stature as one of the richest parts in the Wirral. One would assume Heswall to be “****-less” and swarming with a higher class of inhabitants. However, contrary to what one might expect, Heswall is under attack from many **** units. […]

Anfield, Liverpool

This is a brief introduction to the Chavness of Liverpool, including descriptions on the local species of ****, so you can spot and therefore attempt to avoid them… […]

WALLASEY

If you are to take a stroll through Wallasey then I’m sure that you’ll be shocked when you see gangs of youths wandering the streets drinkin excessive amounts of alcohol without being pulled up by the police. Their all big-headed ***** who think that they’re gods gift and are better than everyone. If you go […]