Blackburn, its full of them, full of the little FAke Burburry wearing, three stripe hogging, socks in pants scrubbers and Rockport wearing ****. Yes I used the word FAKE as in Blackburn the ***** are so Downmarket they wear fake stuff they don’t drive Souped up Saxos they prefer to go for the good old […]
Category: Lancashire
The worst places to live in Lancashire
Blackpool
Ahhh…Blackpool. Sunny glorious Blackpool. Where the gulls pitch and soar, the pigeons coo, and numerous local ‘characters’ attempt to sell you rag mags for some fictitious ‘college’. If this college did indeed exist, then it would surely be entitled Blackpool & Fylde **** Finishing School. Ladies and gentlemen, I am utterly appalled that Blackpool has […]
Accrington
Known to most people only because of a football team and an old milk advert featuring a couple of Scouse kids, the once thriving Lancashire mill town of Accrington is now, quite frankly, a ****-ridden wasteland. For a town of just over 30,000 people, it has a disproportionate number of dodgy areas: Lower Antley, Fern […]
Preston
I have lived here in preston all my life and at 15 its starting to hit me how many scrots live here and the amount they are multiplying. I skate and all you ever here at the moment is awwwwwww…skater boy. yeah state the obvious why dont you as you look over and see a […]
Lancaster, Lancashire
Lancaster – Once a thriving city, famous for its cotton mills as well as the wealth created by it’s Georgian status as third busiest port in England after London and Bristol. The remnance of its prosperious past can still be seen in the elegance of the buildings which are present around the central regions of […]
Colne
Colne, famous for Wallace Hartly (the guy on the titanic i think), and for boasting the biggest paving stone in the world, wow what a place. A new boast of colne is that it actually spawned the race that is known as ****’s, colne is rife with them, driving up n down the ‘valley’ in […]
Morecambe
Morecambe. A place where the only big-name shops are Tesco, Iceland and the ever-present Argos. Take a trip through the Arndale centre (the ‘classy’ shopping arcade) and you will see all the usual **** hangouts… discount fashion, discount shoes, off licenses and sweet shops for convincing Chardonnay to go to the Post Office accross the […]
Kirkby – Merseyside (what a sh*thole!)
Kirkby…. notable for what?? Absolutely **** ALL!!!! I have limited (for which I’m VERY grateful) experience of Kirkby. I work in Liverpool, and have to travel via Kirkby train station each day. This is just a nightmare for people like myself (you know…. human) Kirkby train station is the link between Manchester and Liverpool’s train […]
Burnley
Burnley or Turdston as its locally known, has a joyful array of budding teenage *****, with criminal & antisocial tendencies leaning towards theft, arson & hazardous driving. The latter being performed regularly in & around the town centre car parks littered with joint ends & chip papers. Whilst the lucky few parade their boil ridden […]
