The worst places to live in Lancashire
Have you ever wondered where you can go to escape the bleak normality of your day-to-day life? Ofcourse you have! Well, perhaps Fleetwood is the town for you. Forget posh restaurants (or perhaps just forget “posh” altogether)- instead,think KFC and McDonalds. Forget fashion- think baseball caps, Burberry and lots of bling! And ofcourse, forget the […]
Read More… from Fleetwood-a place of great beauty and traditions.
What a town, I moved to Padiham from Burnley over a year ago to escape the ***** and what do I find even more *****. During my stay in Padiham I have found I love **** spotting the best places I have found so far is Cambridge Drive, they love to hang around the off-licence […]
For 21 years my local town, these days you get a lot less for murder. Rawtenstall is the sort of place when you tell people where you are from they say “where’s that?” (Well, do YOU know where it is?) which sums things up. Boring doesn’t do justice. When ASDA came to town all the […]
***** hang eveywhere possable Macdonals Outside Cinema broadway bus staion outside jjb. i was a vitim of a **** crime. about a year ago i got stabbed by sum lifeless sumbags, while i was waiting with my boyfriend for the 464 bus. all 3 of them where *********. after they stabbed me they all ran […]
Ahhh Adlington…or “aggy” as it is fondly known as. You think you have seen everything until you have lived in Adlington as sadly i have for the last five years…to the untrained eye you might be fooled into thining that aggy is a fairly large but very picturesque village. Boy would you be wrong. As […]
The ugly capital of England Forget Chorley or Wigan or even Stoke-on-Trent, MORECAMBE has the highest concentration of ugly and deformed people you are ever likely to encounter. It’s like working on a huge psychiatric ward with all the mental cases walking up and down the streets, smoking, drunk or eating fast food from McDogburgers […]
A place I would never live in unless I was mentally ill The magnet for the ***** and other low life is the Concourse (or ‘Conny’) where the local low life go Conny Dossin’ instead of going to school. The local Asda is infamous for the number of thefts that occur – usually ***** emptying […]
From the moment you enter this diseased hell hole you can smell the social waste of time, first stop is market walk, a ridiculous sort of shopping centre but with cheap ****** shops, like ***** favourite the Card Factory complete with squawking sprog and ecig cloud blown in your face. Home of the shoplifting ****, […]
Read More… from Chorley (small insignificant sh*thole between Blackburn and Preston)
Welcome to Burnley!! I returned from Uni the other day to find Burnley in an even worse state than when i left it 7 months ago. Burnley has been taken over by THE ****. The **** The male and Female usualy appear out of McD’s with a cap that is quite obviously a Burnley Market […]
Cant believe no-one has mentioned FLEETWOOD before! This ****** town is just a few miles north of Blackpool and it shows! As my boyfriend says, Fleetwood is sponsored by Mothercare. Unfortunately for him he has been living in this chavtastic town for the past 4 years. He lives at the ‘good end’ of town, but […]
Where would one start in trying to disassemble the pile of **** known as Blackburn? I have lived here for over 20 years, and seen the rise to power of the townie muppets which have now overrun the place. I believe old fashioned values to be to blame for their success – my mother told […]
Read More… from Disassembling the pile of **** known as Blackburn
Burnley Inhabitants : ***** Race : Not human as we all know that god made humans in his own image and it would be a sad outlook for christians across the globe if he was anything like these *****. Music : Trance with a bit of brian adams thrown in for the alternative *****. Shops […]
