Ormskirk – oh the joy of returning to the big O during University holidays!! About 15 mins from the capital of culture *lafs* Liverpool, **** population has slowly grown within the town to infectious levels. The common collecting place of the **** and ******** is in Coronation Park where dresed in their burberry hats and […]
Category: Lancashire
The worst places to live in Lancashire
Skelmersdale, there are 100s of roundabouts & subways, home to pyromaniac scousers
So, I have finally decided to let you into the secret land of roundabouts that is Skelmersdale, also known to the local **** as “Skem”. I know you will have read all about the phenomenon that is the **** in the tracksuit, or the ******** with the leggings and winnie the pooh socks…well, Skelmersdale seems to have […]
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***** in hot water: astley village/lancashire
This was fantastic, anyone who knows astley village in the town of chorley will know of its rampant **** problem. The villiage has 1 bit of shops with a bridge nearby. Every days especially around weekends a massive group of ***** hang around outside the shops, hurling abuse at people and drinking cider ect. As […]
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Skelmersdale: like a ripped bin bag dumped on a pristine bowling green
If you are ever travelling along the M58 motorway in Lancashire, take the time to stop off at Skelmersdale. Your suspicions will immediately be aroused by the view that presents itself – the incongruity of sprawling grey concrete amidst lush greenery. Leaving the motorway slip road, one of the first things you will notice is […]
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ADLINGTON LANCS
Posted by jackal 4 nov 05 1535. Well ive heard them called *****,scroats,**** and various other things but i think the best description of these things in addy is C**TS . Adlington, Addy, Aggy whatever you hear it called stay away for your own safety. as chorleygirl wrote (see adlington near chorley oct 05) there […]
Haslingden (the goth get’s back)
Haslingden is a small **** ridden cess-pit in the north west of England, the local streets are literally blue with the scattering of white lightning cans and to walk down them is an act of either ultimate bravery or an act of someone with suicidal tendencies, the local ***** seem to be a rare breed […]
Burnley
*****? what are they? where did they spring from i here you ask! unfortunately i dont have the answer but i do know what they do and where they live, description of a **** or as i like to call them townies, your average townie will where some sort of adidas jogging bottem tucked into […]
Rawtenstall
…oh, and by the way, Rawtenstall is in the Rossendale Valley. If you ever wake up hungover in Rawtenstall (well you wouldn’t go there whilst awake and/or sober) and someone mentions ‘The Rossendale Way’ you may obviously assume that it means ‘pregnant teenager’. It is in fact nothing more than a well known circular walk […]
Padiham
I decided to write this after reading about how the previous entry about Padiham kicked up such a fuss. Another reason is that when people write about ****’s they tend to focus entirely on teenagers. Well I do not discriminate they come in all ages, colours, creeds, and religions. The previous entry was very funny […]
Rossendale
Rossendale has quite a unique “alter ego” ****, whilst Rossendale has the mandatory stereo-typical attire, the transport, nightlife & vandalism , Rossendale is without the “Hard men or Hard *****”. So please do read on, as this maybe a **** eyeopener… The Rossendale Valley is a collection of 4 **** towns, Haslingden, Rawtenstall, Waterfoot & […]
Blackpool – lights up your life!
Imagine a town where loving families flock during the summer to enjoy wholesome activities, eat ice-cream, visit the world famous Tower and ballroom or perhaps just relax on the beach while the young’uns play in the sand. Or you could just visit Blackpool. Take a typical weekend evening. When ***** from out of town aren’t […]
Lancaster(ASBO THE 902)
Oh well here goes,I’d like to make it funny but although it’ll be a boring read,what happened isn’t funny just goes to show what the ***** are like in the place i live (ok so im actually from Morecambe a place rumoured to be much worse but this is worse than anything thats ever happened […]
