Warrington: a town that will not be gentrified for a long time

Living in Warrington, Cheshire

Warrington, ah where to begin. My first experiences I guess would suffice. I was born in 1993, in an area of Warrington called Orford. Only one letter off from being Oxford- but in terms of culture, architecture and economy- another world away.This perspective of course is tainted, ever since I moved ‘Down South’ I’ve thought […]

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Lacey Green

Quite possibly the downfall of Wilmslow. The percentage of the population who are ******, uneducated and on benefits is horrifying. Strangely the locals deem it attractive to dye their hair on multiple occasions and sleep with their sisters. A fun game to play on this hell hole is too try counting the number of extra […]

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Macclesfield: for a lass born and bred in Stockport, this place is odd

Living in Macclesfield, Cheshire

Before I **** Macc (as it’s known to the locals) let me add the plus points. Beautiful countryside, good enough shops, mostly (daytime) friendly people. But then nighttime appears and Macclesfield turns into a town from the twilight zone. As a lass born and bred in Stockport (yeah, yeah I know, blame my parents) this […]

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Chester

Sir/Madem Come to Chester to see the best **** **** inthe northwest, i have been spat at in the street and called just about all there mother could teach them. Yes we have the some of the best, hoods, sock head, that is the one,s that put there shell bottoms in they socks and some […]

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Sale

Sale: a town yet to discover that a used dorito packet does not constitute contraception. Three things make Sale the place it is: the people, the town centre and the schools. Beggining with the people, one can easily understand why people lock their doors when driving from one end of washway road to another. The […]

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woolston

Ah, woolston, what a delightful ********, i have the honour and privilage of being educated here. after 3 weeks i have decided that woolston definately isnt the place to be. The local **** society (the woolston boys) are a group of “people” i am yet to encounter, i have looked in the usual **** spots, […]

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Crewe, you’d be commiserated if people think you live there

Living in or moving to Crewe

Now, if you were to say that Crewe is a ****/scally/townie ******** **** hole, you would be comiserated as people would think you live there, such an accurate description of the place you just gave. You see, there is an area of Crewe that falls under the post code of CW1. This is the breeding […]

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Sale

Sale is a festering blister that can be avoided on the way to Manchester, but most people use as a racetrack. It is a no-mans land between Altrincham and Stretford. The carbon monoxide dulled flotsam that drift aimlessly around it’s streets during the day, survive on a diet of sausage rolls and pasties. These pastry […]

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