Brighouse is small and I do mean small, so small that you're guaranteed that you will see the same person twice.
Cottingham, far enough from Hull for the residents to feel superior, but close enough for visitors to realise there's no actual difference.
It's like a zoo is this place, I mean in your town, people drive around in VWs or Vauxhalls, not around here pal, it strictly donkeys.
Hornsea is filled with hairdressers well practiced in the art of the shampoo & set. They keep the static hairdryer factories in operation.
A walk around this fallen idyll reveals takeaways, bookmakers & horrible corner shops. Some so dirty, you need tetanus jab BEFORE going in.