Living in Normanton, West Yorkshire

Normanton what a sh*t hole

I've lived in Normanton for over 25 years and I made the biggest mistake of my life moving here.

Living in Featherstone, West Yorkshire

Featherstone – They’ll give thee a kickin’

Featherstone is a town thriving with chavs who pride themselves on how much they can drink in 1 sitting & how hard their dad was in the 80's.

Living in Scarborough, North Yorkshire

The McCain factory looms over Scarborough like a potato Auschwitz

While many articles on crap towns rant about their local populace of chavs, Scarborough's chief sh*t-hole makers are the middle class.

Living in Streethouse, Pontefract

Streethouse, or Sh*thouse as it’s affectionately known as by the locals

Streethouse: I'd nuke the place but the locals have mutated and evolved beyond the point where it would make any difference.

Living in Keighley, West Yorkshire

Keighley: one of the most backward towns, I have ever encountered

A night out in Keighley is an experience especially as an outsider, they can almost smell you're different and don't belong.