Gateshead

I’d like to tell you about a funny thing that happened to me a few weeks ago. You might not believe it but it’s true. It all began on rainy Saturday morning when I went to the shop for some coca-cola for my lovely angela who was blissfully snoring on my sofa having watched Saturday […]

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South Shields, what a stinking sh*t-hole it is!

Living in South Shields

And what a stinkin s**t-hole it is! Take your pick from any area, theres a gang of tracksuit clad shitbags waiting in the flanks, ready to cause the decent townsfolk no end of misery. Thusrday Night is Charver night and what a night it is! Two “Poliss” vans either end of Ocean Road waiting for […]

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Washington, Tyne & Wear, the sh*t on the boot which is Sunderland

Living in Washington, Tyne and Wear

Washington, I feel, is best described as the metaphorical s**t on the metaphorical Rockport boot which is Sunderland. Decades of under development and closure of the local pits and industries (which served to keep the ****** hordes of charver families in confined spaces underground for extended periods of time and thus away from the minority […]

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Gateshead hosts some of the finest run down council estates in the NE

Living in Gateshead

Gateshead, home of the Angel of the North, Metro Centre and gateway to Newcastle. It hosts some of the finest run down council estates in the North East and a wealth of Netto and Happy Shoppers. A perfect breeding place for the new generation of Charvas and their Charvettes. As you see 15 year old […]

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Houghton Le Spring (Sunderland) What can I say!

Living in Houghton le Spring, Tyne and Wear

What can I say!!!!!!! there must be a fault in the matrix which allows, these poor misguided young people to drift from town to town, they are all the bleeding same, classless yobs, a subculture of parasitic **** existing on benefits and provie loans to finance their tredmill lives. In Houghton you see mainly the […]

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