Brandon, Suffolk

So, apparently Alabama has been relocated to the UK and renamed Brandon.  This tiny, seemingly quiet and peaceful town, morphs into a comedic ****-a-thon at sundown.  The main reason for the chavish behaviour, I beleive, simply has to do with boredom.  There’s not much to do in Brandon.  Thetford is the nearest town with any […]

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Sudbury

I have only lived here a year, on the infamous springlands estate, more commonly known as springhole, as someone has thoughtfully sprayed on the bridge near my house. Over the past year I’ve seen enough to make me realise I should have stayed away, the broken glass on every footpath is always a reassuring sight […]

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Stowmarket

This is my first try so bear with me please 🙂 Now, I know this town has been done before but…. yeah i give a ****. I’ve lived in stowmarket for fifteen of my seventeen years in this world, before that I lived in Ipswich, but I was too young to realise what a ******** […]

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Stowmarket

Next stop Stowmarket! As you get of the train and enter a town of unknown you can tell straight away the town is occupied by ***** by the fact there is a gang of 10-30 ******* around here nearly 24-7. The next stop x-cell the night club. This as you imagine is a ***** favourite […]

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Eye

In fact its not just Eye, make your way down the A1073 then you find the 5 most chavest places ever – Spalding, Cowbit, Crowland, Eye, Peterborough. ***** here are so far behind the times they have only just clicked on with the burberry craze – or should i say fake burberry. Eye is swamped […]

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Newmarket

In my opinion Newmarket is the most **** filled towm in the county of Suffolk. The schools are simply overpopulated with this ****** ruling class. The main place ***** hang out is ‘Freshfields’, probably because it’s the only place with houses such people could afford. There is a feeling of discomfort and intimidation for non- […]

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Ipswich

A few years ago, I’d never have even looked twice at some ‘Anti-****’ sites. But things change. Things have gotten bad. Very bad. Like a virus, ****-ism has spread and infected too many people in the already dull and worthless place I call home. I really don’t understand the whole point of being a ****. […]

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