The worst places to live in Suffolk
Pros: Beautiful countryside, sunny, beaches, friendly-ish people (but a bit weird). That’s it. Cons: Fat, ugly, tattooed sheep (the blokes are still wearing Gold rope chains and earings, **** me, about 30 years too late, even spotted a mullet for crying out loud!). Floppy haired little ***** with scooters that seem to be everywhere, **** […]
Read More… from Felixstowe in a nutshell after a 2 week break
Been living in Felixstowe 6 weeks now having moved up from Hertfordshire. What a strange place. Don’t get me wrong, beautiful countryside and lovely beaches (some, apart from the chavy end where the Amusement Arcades are) but crikey these people are weird, i just don’t know what to make of ’em. Really friendly on the […]
Read More… from Felixstowe: it is just like the film ‘Hot Fuzz’
If you want to see how bad ********** can get, then come here. It makes the characters in the film Deliverance look like members of Mensa. Visit the industrial town centre and all you see are huge fat ******* pushing their buggies, chewing gum, and smoking a ***. Waddling about in lycra stretched to capacity […]
Bury St Edmunds a humble town of middle class citizens, low crime rate and mixed tenure; on the whole Bury is doing quite well from the outside seeming as it is situated between possibly two of the worst towns in suffolk, stowmarket and Newmarket. As a ‘buryite’ myself living in the suburbs I have seen […]
Read More… from Bury St Edmunds, situated between two of the worst towns in Suffolk
You would think Haverhill would be a nicer town considering its position not far from Saffron Walden a very posh London commuter town and Cambridge, where TV personalities, politicians and royalty go to university. Unfortunately the town has many problems. The first being the lack of transport infrastructure, it has a population of almost 30,000 […]
Read More… from Haverhill, you would think it would be a nicer town
Why did the germans fail to level lowestoft? ******* hell they had TWO wars to achieve it and even a huge air force! I think their failure has allowed the locals flawed DNA to mutate further than anyone would believe. The other day I saw a couple of *******, yes, with their baseball caps, allowing […]
Read More… from Lowestoft, why did the Germans fail to level it?
Bury St Edmunds is your idyllic, middle class, low crime rate, small minded, boring suffolk town. Otherwise known as the ‘Bury Bubble.’ It is known as this because it is a town so protected in its middle class bubble wrap, the people that live here grow to become clones of each other, having the same […]
Read More… from Bury St Edmunds, life in a cosy middle class bubble
Brandon – A small town a few miles from an even worse town, Thetford. Anti social people roam the streets by day, smoking their drugs and holing up in disused children’s homes jacking up and fulfilling their life long dreams of being nothing more than hopeless addicts. The town itself is extremely run down and […]
Read More… from Brandon – a few miles from an even worse Thetford
So, unbeknownst to me, the UK has a group of possible contenders for the scenario witnessed in Battle Royale. This group of people are known as Lowestoftians. I’m pretty sure if we stuck them all on the Isle of White and told them to off each other, they would walk straight into the sea and […]
Read More… from Lowestoft: the land of gormless men & severely pale and overweight single mothers
Bury St Edmunds; in many ways is a very unique town. There are many good things to this town from the historic past and the low crime rate. However in Bury i feel there is a very high amount of “*****”. Im a 15 year old male who lives in Bury and i do not […]
A historic market town situated in suffolk and surrounded by rolling fields and picturesque villages,Bury does have the potential to be, or at least sound like a nice place. And as you enter the ****** suffolk metropolis for the first time you are none the wiser of the hidden crapfest that is this town. Firstly […]
By day the respectable home of horse racing, by night the regional Mecca for any **** and ******** who lives near a bus stop or can blag a ride of their mates. And just look at the catchment area, Haverhill, Sudbury, Soham; the jewels in East Anglia’s **** crown. The Orange Tree/Deniro’s seems the primary […]
