Norwich
(868 crimes in Apr 2022)
New Catton, Norwich
(734 crimes in Apr 2022)
Great Yarmouth
(559 crimes in Apr 2022)
Lakenham, Norwich
(490 crimes in Apr 2022)
Gaywood
(418 crimes in Apr 2022)
Southtown, Great Yarmouth
(379 crimes in Apr 2022)
New Sprowston, Norwich
(335 crimes in Apr 2022)
Mile Cross, Norwich
(316 crimes in Apr 2022)
Runham, Great Yarmouth
(304 crimes in Apr 2022)
Cobholm Island, Great Yarmouth
(301 crimes in Apr 2022)

Watton – Most Boring Town Ever

Living in Watton, Norfolk

Driving through Watton you’d think it’s just another generic Norfolkian Market Town, but to those who are unfortunate enough to end up moving here (especially when you have no choice in the matter) will end up quickly learning that is in fact the most backwards, xenophobic and boring piece of s**t “town” in Norfolk. The […]

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Gayton, Norfolk

Gayton, Norfolk, Property Guide

Gayton village, one of the most picturesque places In Norfolk. Situated just outside King’s Lynn I was surprised at how well mannered people were, considering King’s Lynn was filled with ***** and ********* mainly from Gaywood, Fairstead, North Lynn and South Lynn. But Gayton was a quiet village. The Crown was a good little country […]

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Downham Market: from ex-cons in the flats by the train tracks to the Retreat Estate

Living in Downham Market, Norfolk

From the ex-cons living in the flats overlooking the train tracks, to the drug dens up the Retreat Estate, here in Downham (referred to by it’s Cockney and Essex population as Daaahhnum) we have many invaluable amenities. Come to the high street for a piss-poor selection of shopping destinations, from Peacocks to Savers – you […]

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Downham Market

Ive lived here all my life and I hate it TBH. I’ll go forward in time order. During my childhood (I’m now 18 with no GCSEs by the way) I was thretend to death 3 times. twice by the 2 gangs that operate (with knives) and once by a VERY ****** council housed ***** with […]

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Kings Lynn

Ah yes, I have unfortunately lived in this **** hole for 15 years. Okay it is not the worst place in the world, but I would say it’s not exactly the most pleasant of places. Kings Lynn is over run by ***** and their small mindedness. Lynnites have their very own walk and swagger, and […]

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