Living in Peterborough

Peterborough… all i can say is wow, what a f*cking DUMP!

The typical Peterborough inmate lacks most aspects of social grace we have become accustomed to in the civilised world.

Living in Ely

Ely. Ship of the Fens? Sh*t of the Fens!

Ely rises above the primordial filthy swap, like a swollen haemorrhoid on the anus of East Anglia.

Living in St Neots

What happens to the older St Neots chav?

They come to the realisation that they are too old & too stupid to pull the young loudmouth chav girls that now hang around the town centre.

Living in St Neots

St Neots, Cambridgeshire, sounds a bit posh, in reality it’s far from it!

St neots is a bitchy jealous town, the residents slag off Huntingdon, moaning that they get all the good stuff, that St Neots should get.

Huntingdon, Cambridgeshire Property Guide

Huntingdon don’t bother

As monstrous carbuncles go, Huntingdon is to beauty what Jimmy Saville was to the sweet dreams of infants.