Histon, Cambridge: you will never meet a duller bunch of arse candles
The people of Histon truly are a cloak and dagger bunch, never to be trusted.
Peterborough: we felt as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool
Peterborough has without doubt, some of the most aggressive, miserable, backwards, negative people I have ever come across.
Peterborough, I am forced into living the ‘ch4v’ life
I live in Peterbrough and I am forced into living the 'ch4v' life because this place is so f*cking sh*t.
Whittlesey: Carnival of the Damned
Thinking of visiting Whittlesey, this grey, faded time-slip of a place to "soak up its fenland culture"... don't bother. There isn't any.
Wisbech, knows as Wizzybekhistan by the locals
Wisbech is the Chav capital of Cambridgeshire, looked up to by Chavs everywhere as the agricultural heartland of excessive poor taste.