Living in Histon, Cambridge

Histon, Cambridge: you will never meet a duller bunch of arse candles

The people of Histon truly are a cloak and dagger bunch, never to be trusted.

Living in Peterborough

Peterborough: we felt as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool

Peterborough has without doubt, some of the most aggressive, miserable, backwards, negative people I have ever come across.

Living in Peterborough, Cambridgeshire

Peterborough, I am forced into living the ‘ch4v’ life

I live in Peterbrough and I am forced into living the 'ch4v' life because this place is so f*cking sh*t.

Living in Whittlesey, Cambridgeshire

Whittlesey: Carnival of the Damned

Thinking of visiting Whittlesey, this grey, faded time-slip of a place to "soak up its fenland culture"... don't bother. There isn't any.

Living in Wisbech

Wisbech, knows as Wizzybekhistan by the locals

Wisbech is the Chav capital of Cambridgeshire, looked up to by Chavs everywhere as the agricultural heartland of excessive poor taste.