Living in Histon, Cambridge

Histon, Cambridge: you will never meet a duller bunch of arse candles

The people of Histon truly are a cloak and dagger bunch, never to be trusted.

Living in Weeting, Norfolk

Come to Weeting for dog s**t covered streets and a bunch of nut cases

On arriving in Weeting, you will first see the "neighbourhood heroes" of the community speed watch, pointing their skanky hairdryer at you.

Living in Dereham, Norfolk

Dereham – More like Drearam. Stay away if you’re not a local

Poor Dereham, it's so run down. Why visit? Go to Norwich it's more cosmopolitan. It serves no purpose really.

Living in Felixstowe, Suffolk

Felixstowe in a nutshell after a 2 week break

Instructions for a successful visit to Felixstowe: Remove brain and have zero expectations.

Living in Felixstowe, Suffolk

Felixstowe: it is just like the film ‘Hot Fuzz’

Been living in Felixstowe 6 weeks now having moved up from Hertfordshire. What a strange place!