United Kingdom - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

West Bromwich/Wednesbury

I am addressing both the **** towns of West Bromwhich and Wednesbury as I live on the border of both. […]

South Oxhey, I am scared to go and get a take away

South Oxhey, Watford, Property guide and review

South Oxhey, well where to start? I am scared to walk down to get a take away, because of the amount of youngsters that sit out side it impersonating whoever they want, if anyone dares stand up to the youths they reply, “come round the corner where there are no cameras and you’ll get cut […]

weston hellhole mare (Weston-Super-Mare)

Welcome to weston-super-mare where you can eat ****** fish and chips cooked in hydrogenated oil from last summer season, Where you can go for a drink and get attacked by the local **** that walk the streets looking for a 10 bag…. Have a walk on the beach but watch for the dog mess,broken bottles,condoms […]

Southampton!! :D

Southampton has its bad places like, some parts of sholing and shirly, shirly warren, millbroke, st marys, townhill, thornhill, weston, maybush, bassett, and more. But there are also good places! I have lived in southampton for all my live because i am from there and i no that there can be touble quite alot! Where […]

Tiverton: more nutters and weirdos per square inch than london

I cannot believe tiverton is not on this list. It has more nutter and weirdos per square inch than london. Its a lovely picturesque town with nice features and lovely ******* baskets on every corner but the reality of this is that the ******* baskets are covering a few very strange smells about the town, […]

Gloucester

Gloucester is truly the most horrific city you’ll ever visit. It is completely devoid of any hope or ambition. Most towns have a few bad areas but Gloucester has only bad areas, and the highlight of the city centre is Primark. The residents are a lovely mix of unintelligible immigrants and fat, ugly ***** whose […]

WARE, HERTFORDSHIRE

Well, Ware is a beautiful market town by day………But as the darkness comes, sure enough the ****** hood-**** come out. Big group normally in amwell end by rail crossing, ‘chavvin it up’, shouting “bruc bruc, gimme a ten bag bruv innit blud”. ******* **** *****…always trying to intimidate the commuters as they walk home. And […]

Ashington is by far the ********* town in Northumberland

Ashington is by far the ********* town in Northumberland, every other car you see on the road is either a Vauxhall (the *****’ and thicko’s vehicle of choice) or a Motability car of some kind (Usually either an Astra, Meriva, Zafira or a C4 Picasso), the ageing ***** vehicle of choice. In the ten years […]

Bedford, It’s never ending, It’s hell

Imagine living in a perpetual state of fear and apprehension. Imagine every Lodis and Costcutter has a gang of 14-21 year old mixed race hoodies standing guard at the doors, making gun signs with their fingers, whilst showing the rear end of their boxer shorts to all and sundry. Imagine every walk down any pavement […]

Birkenhead: full of losers and utterly ruthless backstabbers

I have mixed feelings on both this topic, the places named and the responses given to the top 10 worst places to live. To be honest, I actually moved away from the Liverpool area, incidentally, Birkenhead is where I’m from. They call us plastic scousers up there because we have the accent but we don’t […]

Little Sutton, Ellesmere Port

Situated on the north side of the ********* that is “The Port” is the dump that sports the north wests hub of teenage miscreants. Extensive 50 year olds with long hair and trackies make it an every day site here. The beautiful locale of The Marquis houses some of the ports finest. Constant 24/7 ambulance […]

Chorley

Richey Edwards from the Manic Street Preachers is quoted to have said about his hometown “if Blackwood was a museum it would be full of **** and rubble”. Chorley on the other hand IS a museum made of **** and rubble. If you want to experience life in a 19th century slum town with everything […]