Brandon – a few miles from an even worse Thetford

Living in Brandon, Suffolk

Brandon – A small town a few miles from an even worse town, Thetford. Anti social people roam the streets by day, smoking their drugs and holing up in disused children’s homes jacking up and fulfilling their life long dreams of being nothing more than hopeless addicts. The town itself is extremely run down and […]

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Whitstable, Kent

I have lived in Whitstable all my life and really can’t understand why so many posh people go there on holiday, I know its because people say ‘the town has character’ but seems like for all the wrong reasons, the town tries so hard to be different and in doing so young people have hardly […]

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Warminster is a run down, dingy, dull, grey, depressing town

Living in Warminster

Warminster is an old, run down, dingy, ******, dull, grey, depressing kind of town – a lot like most of its inhabitants, but the military presence here (one of the UKs “Super Garrisons; although quite honestly there isn’t anything Super about it) give us our own unique brand of Squaddiech@vs, Anti-Squaddiechavs and Squaddieslapperch@vettes. It’s fashionable […]

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Bedford, the place is riddled with strange and backwards people

Living in Bedford

Bedford, what a **** hole. Having lived here all my life I still struggle to find anything remotely good about the place. The town centre is ridden with ***** and drug dealers, and the area is never short of a murder or two. The place is ridden with strange, backwards people who appear as if they […]

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Depreston-Preston

Given city status in 2002 at the exspence of poor neighbouring Blackburn & Blackpool . While the fine folk of Preston revel in there own verciferous bullshit of being slightly more freindly than the folk of Blackpool & Blackburn . And this is the reason why they feel they was given citizenship because there foward […]

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Heamoor, Cornwall, unknowingly venturing into the lion’s den

Living in Heamoor

Imagine it. You’ve just finished an epic, 300 mile bike ride. You’ve raised £2500 for Cancer Research; you’re ecstatic, you’re feel infinitely happy. Then, it all goes wrong. Heading to the final campsite, you turn left rather than right at the roundabout. That’s what happened to us: four teenagers on bikes unknowingly venturing into the […]

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Castleford or Cas-vegas, as it’s known locally and ironically

Living in Castleford, West Yorkshire

Cas-vegas, as it’s known locally and ironically. Home to the iconic Burberry factory… and so bad even the ne’er-do-wells are gagging to leave! This place started dying in the 1980’s, after the Tories shut down the mines, and anyone not on the dole left. Today, the town looks like a cross between a level from […]

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Swansea ****** City

Living in Swansea

Swansea ****** city. It has lovely coastal areas and beaches… shame about the rest which includes the football hooligan racist culture and small minds womanisers, working for the weekend type of night life that is filled to the brim with orange tanned short skirt, false nails and eye lashes, wearing bintola’s, that think of nothing […]

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