A historic market town situated in suffolk and surrounded by rolling fields and picturesque villages,Bury does have the potential to be, or at least sound like a nice place. And as you enter the ****** suffolk metropolis for the first time you are none the wiser of the hidden crapfest that is this town. Firstly […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Grantham, Lincolnshire
Welcome to Grantham, the very birth place of Thatcher, Thatcher, milk snatcher. Grantham is home to two main groups of these barely literate, grammarphobic, vowel allergic slum dwelling piles of useless, worthless and pointless ****. Such fine, bona fide specimens of ***** that can be found in Grantham town stand as testiment to how badly […]
Great Notley
Great Notley is definitely part of Chavland. However it is a suttle part. Many of the ***** here try to pretend not to be *****. They try to put on airs and graces but they betray themselves carelessly because of their ignorance. They call lavatories "toilets" and napkins "serviettes" and so on, but try to […]
Swindon – Yes Another one!
Swindon, Ok so it might not be the worlds worst hell hole, but you’re sure to find the words “wanna say that to my face” littered around here. Cockey little tw*ts march around schools pretending to be black – One of my friends is of Jamaican orogin, I don’t here him calling me his blud. […]
Crewe has it improved
I had a night out in Crewe six years ago and went to a nightclub, can’t remember the name but it wasn’t far from the station and you had to go downstairs to get in. What a complete ********, when I was leaving one of the bouncers grabbed me, no idea what for and never […]
High Wycombe, you would expect it to be a pleasant, it’s far from it
Located in the posh area of Buckinghamshire, you would expect High Wycombe to be a pleasant town. Far from it. The run down **** hole is full of gangs ******* around the street corners, and drug dealers standing on the pavements trying to act normal. In High Wycombe, there have been 4 murders in 3 […]
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Wootton Bassett – 99.9% ner’do’wells
Oh dear, I’ve lived in Wootton Bassett for donkey’s years now. I grew up in a peaceful neighborhood, went to good schools, made lots of friends. But children grow up don’t they? My first day at secondary school was the scariest day of my school years. I was starting the year not knowing what the […]
Knaresborough
Knaresborough a calm market town in the heart of yorkshire has now been invaded! The little ******** know as ***** like to hangout outside Jacksons next to the bus stop wearing tracksuits, but do not be worried all is not lost, YET as theses are only little ***** who give abuse to passers by and […]
Wolverhampton Brap!
One day I decided to catch the 512 bus into town. In this decision I made the mistake of sitting on the top deck, since two ****’s hopped on board – one of them an ugly pig faced ********. My immediate reaction when I saw them was: “Oh God”, whilst turning up the volume on […]
Longbridge
Oh my god how the Council Housed Antisocial ****** (****) have evolved. they now have wheels. and more kids that will also turn into more little ******. they are the acne on the face of britain and we now need clearsil to be rid of them. so back to the subject, LONGBRIDGE oh what a […]
Hull, OPE
Places to avoide in Hull, part one. When perusing through this wonderful city and it’s surrounding areas, one cannot help but notice what a total dunghole Orchard Park Estate is. Row upon row of badly built, prefab terraced houses and towering flats full of skag heads totally blot the wonderful landscape that is the East Riding […]
The Queensway(Pedmore, wollescote)
A grotty little attempt at a ‘**** settlement’ where the same once-****** teenagers now spend their dole money and mix-breed with each other. the most threatening part is that they may shout ‘******’ or ‘U IZ GAY’ from by the shops in the Queensway, however they wont do this unless theres at least 40 of […]
