United Kingdom - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Eastbourne ~ Town Centre no go area

If you chat to someone and mention there’s a particular area of the Town Centre that you feel very uncomfortable in even in daytime , they will usually chip in that it is the area between M & S and KFC . Given the obvious issues in other streets nearby, it’s interesting that regardless of […]

birkenhead…

haha, no matter what people say, birkenhead is finished. yeahh afterr 13 yearss heree i’d say it was near **** central (liverpool) sorry guyss. go to birkenhead park for one, and you get stalked by an 8 year old in a trackie hiding behind trees when you can blatently see him ^.^ && don’t be […]

Bexleyheath (Gone to the Dogs or what?)

Bexleyheath has changed in the last 20 years. When I moved into the area in 1983, it was a nice middle-class type of area. However, since the stupid Bexley Council allowed all those pubs etc to the Broadway area, it has gone downhill faster than the Labour Goverment popularity polls. It has attracted the **** […]

My school days in Pitsea.

I went to St Margaret`s C of E school in Bowers Gifford Pitsea in the 1940s/50s. The infant`s teacher back then was a Miss B.This very strict and wonderful lady had total control over a lot of sometimes misbehaved children. This school back then was high church of england,with a large statue of Mary in the […]

Toxteth, Liverpool

Drive through the center iof town and you come to this god forsaken place, that is so irish descendant biased, i cant tell you how dragged up this place is, they even had a thing here called the Toxteth Riots were every man and his dog were thinking the police were picking on them, above […]

swansea,chaviest place on earth

i’ve lived in swansea all of my life and i have to say of all the places ive been to, the ***** in my home town are the worst. the most popular hangout is the city centre high st,the job centre is located here and its close to dyfatty flats, full of ****** addicts. walking […]

Bootle

If you go over the seaforth flyover, past the docks, down Derby road, and over the canal Bridge you come to this ****** shitghole this looks like liverpool back in the 80s does this place, everywhere you look there are so many ******* people just buming around, half of them look like they have been […]

Peter bog horror – The city that time forgot

I’ve always envied those people that come from London, Birmingham, Leeds, Sheffield etc… At least people will have heard of these places when they ask ‘where are you from?’ Peterborough just doesn’t cut the mustard and the generic ‘well it’s near Cambridge’ or ‘Just off the A1 80 miles north of London’ is usually met […]

Oh, Cobblers! (Northampton)

Aaah, Northampton Town – the United Kingdom’s third largest town, home to the ever delightful Cobblers football club and beautiful architecture dating back to the 17th Century. Problem is, it is also home to a growing number of *****, who are spreading like a viral plague not too dissimilar from a mass zombie outbreak. Unfortunately, […]

You know you’re from Chester-le-street when…

There are several things that make chester-le-street great and here are some of the main historical things that have happened in chester-le-street over its vast history.The town was originally called Concangis back in the days of the romans when it was first settled but eventually people saw the light around the year 700 and realised […]

Whitchurch – It's almost good compared to the rest of Bristol…

Whitchurch is a town in south Bristol, and it couldn’t be more ****** if it tried. Giant gold hoops earrings are like a currency there, used to buy L & B **** and a six pack of stella. You often find groups of ***** ******* around outside the local Asda, or nearby at the main […]

Diss

This is one of the worst towns for ***** to be roaming about in there hurds. At night when everyone is asleep in there beds, when the sun goes down and the night draws in the streets are crowded with drugged up ***** and there ho’s. They usually hang about in the mere park and […]