Derived from its medieval name “soily hill”, it is clear the irony is not lost on many of the residents due to the amount of **** and dirt around the place. I grew up in Soli-hell Solihull and have seen the drastic devolution of its culture, atmosphere and quaint charm. From the time the Burberry tracksuited monster that is […]
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The worst places to live in Britain
West Midlands – The **** County
Having frequented many of the finest **** hotspots in the West Midlands i’m sure there can nowhere in the country that comes close to the level of Chavness the West Midlands has to offer. In the East of the region there is a city so chavy the name was devised fully expecting an impending influx of ****. This can be […]
Tiverdale
Tiverdale is situated between the Blackheath/Whiteheath/Rowley Regis are and Dudley. The fastest way from Dudley to Oldbury is through Tiverdale. The safest is to cut it out completely however. Tiverdale is just a short bus ride from Blackheath and we will start the tour outside Sandwell Valley Park. The area around here is dark, aparently […]
Ode to Basildon
Some people don’t know that they’re born. How can they possibly class largely middle-class Essex communities such as Billericay and Brentwood as “c**v towns,” when the mother of them all, the capital city of Chavdom and South Essex’s own Gotham City lies menacingly just over the horizon? They simply aren’t in the same league. In […]
Didcot…
For anyone searching for the missing link in Darwin’s theory of evolution, I do strongly believe I have found it. All clichés aside, Didcot really is a town filled to the brim with the worst society has to offer. Luckily, having lived in Didcot for over 10 years (I am now 16), I am proud […]
Heanor the land where chavy teens rule.
Well Heanor where do I start it is an old market town which use to have a thriving community. It once had a market that filled the whole town centre up but now theres just a few frames of stalls, a butchers van and a jacket potato stand, this is the perfect hang out for […]
are ***** ****** (Portsmouth)
Have you ever noticed that most ***** are pig ******* ugly Portsmouth it seems has more than alot of places most of the women are fat tracky wearing *****(dont forget the food down the front) the guys are boss eyed wonky ears and rotten teeth the kids of the city are just as bad but […]
Eyemouth
About Eyemoutheyemouth is a large fishing town on th east coast about 40 mins dwn th road from edinburgh. it is wel known for its caravan site as ther are hundreds of tourists visit evry year! **** CityEyemouth is known for its *****,, standin around th streets with a joint in one hand and a can […]
lord of the flies (Cosham, Portsmouth)
where do i began…well stopping laughing is the first step… description of cosham is so true its ironic ..we are not the only ones who have noticed.. norf eynd..(north end to anyone else) – attitude = bullies, arrogant, rude, liars. fashion = primark, peacocks, matching plastic handbags to cheap shoes and bags. creole earings from […]
Nailsea, Bristol
You will only know Nailsea if you have lived in or near there. I have lived in the village next door to it for ten years. It is a hellhole. It is **********, grey and the people are just disgusting. All thats there is a new look, a SOMERFIELD and a superdrug and oh yes, […]
Sandy, Bedfordshire – **** Island
Sandy may be far smaller than it’s ****** neighbour Biggleswade, with none of the essential shops for your average **** (New Look, poundstretcher), but that doesn’t stop the place from bursting at the seams with the number of ***** – just like their tracksuit bottoms. Teen mums bulldozing flocks of kids with pushchairs, describing the […]
Kirkby – the ******* cousin of Liverpool
Years and years and years ago – in the 1960s, the local council realised that Liverpool was getting overcrowded with people and subsequently picked a random few acres of bog land and fields to build a new town on….ladies and gentlemen…welcome to Kirkby! WHERE IS IT? Four or five miles North East of Liverpool, just […]
