Chesterfield… what a state… this a ****** little town where there are more caravans than people, where you can’t move for the ***** **** bags and ****** *******. Its not really surprising when you consider that whole families cram into these tiny metal sheds in the town centre, shagging each other from dawn to dusk […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Perth, not the Fairest of them all
Perth has been known as the Fair City, this may always have been based on dodgy evidence, but has now become an utter breach of trades description. Dull beyond belief, Perth has over 75% of its population aged over 70. This in itself is not necessarily a problem, but when you add into that the […]
Brynmawr , South east valleys , Wales
Well what can be said about Brynmawr? it’s full of ********* wildlife known as *****. Congregation usually takes place around the old cinema in the town centre which hordes some of the most arrogant and downright wastes of space I have ever seen. Most days I have to walk past them in their gangs of […]
New Mills
Let’s take a trip to New Mills. Or shouuld that be a trip through New Mills. This place isn’t really too good at all. In fact, it’s a dump. In Ali G style, the council’s divided New Mills into tow sub-regions, East and West. Here’s a piece of useful advice, if you’ve got a terminal […]
Gorton Is Not The Worst Place To Live
Gorton Is Not The Worst I Have Live Here All My Life It Got Better Over The Years When You Tell Someone Your From Gorton They Back Away From You And Say “SORRY ” Like It A Bad Thing Well It Not I Like Liveing Here It What Part Of Goron You Live If You […]
Tewkesbury, sounds posher than it is.
Just off Junction 9 of the M5 is the beautiful town of Tewkesbury. Well least it would be beautiful if The Tewkesbury folk didn’t live there! I have been down here for 6 years now and after moving from a ****** town in Leicestershire i believed my standards had gone up. Looking round on my […]
Aberdeen has the largest divide of rich and poor in the EU (so I’m told)
With the largest divide of rich and poor in the EU, (so I’m told) Aberdeen has a lot of hot spots for *****. There are some amagingly nice (pretentious) places in a few confined areas that are desired by the majority, but the true **** test is when you get inverted snobbery, when the ***** never even […]
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Portishead, on the muddy shores of the Severn Estuary
Portishead. A band, but also a place with a rather unique and confused bunch of inhabitants. A bit of geography. Portishead is eight miles west of Bristol, on the muddy shores of the Severn Estuary. Pose yourself a question. What kind of house – and householder – would you expect to find next door to a grizzly coal […]
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Inverness, Scotland, rough as boar’s muck and twice as disgusting
Inverness may appear to be a bustling, sophisticated city tucked waaaaaay up north in Scotland, and during the day you might be right but once night falls during the week or more obviously the weekend “**** get’s real” to use the parlance of the “town eh”. There are 2 distinct types of breed to be […]
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The four quadrants of Leeds
Now, Leeds. There’s so much talk about how much of a cosmopolitan city it is. How the city centre hosts so much dazzling architecture. How it is a melding pot of all sorts of cultures, world famous, a conglomerate of various lifestyles. In fact, a list came out a few years ago with the 50 […]
North Cheam, you could mistake that whole area for a war torn country
Where to start with north cheam….hmm. first off let me start by saying that i spent the first ten years of my life growing up here in the early eighties, playing on the road with my friends after school etc etc and it was a generally nice place. Something has gone seriously wrong with this […]
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Smith’s Wood aka Weezy Town
Possibly the worse area in the world. Here is my story. I met a guy at a bar in Birmingham city centre, we exchanged numbers and chatted for weeks via text & on the phone, we met up after about 3 months and we went to various bars/restraunts/cinemas ect. I seemed to really get on […]
