Selby, it’s a culture shock to anyone from somewhere decent

Living in Selby, North Yorkshire

Selby, what can one say, it is a culture shock, to anyone from Wiltshire or somewhere decent.This is probably the biggest **** hole on the planet.The knuckle scrapers are in the majority, and thick as doggy doo,along with loads of Poles who like fist fights, and ponsing around in BMW’s, or indeed anything German,[why do […]

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Bognor Regis is the only place I know that has a clear class divide

Living in Bognor Regis, West Sussex

They should rename this town Morrisonville, seeing that the town is dominated by this supermarket. Awards should go to all the councillors, past and present, who knocked down all the buildings of character and replaced them by ubiquitous blocks of seaside apartments. Some bright spark in the 70’s also got rid of the sandy beaches, […]

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Lowestoft: the land of gormless men & severely pale and overweight single mothers

Living in Lowestoft, Suffolk

So, unbeknownst to me, the UK has a group of possible contenders for the scenario witnessed in Battle Royale. This group of people are known as Lowestoftians. I’m pretty sure if we stuck them all on the Isle of White and told them to off each other, they would walk straight into the sea and […]

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Kings Lynn, north lynn

North lynn is a typical **** suburb of the **** hole kings lynn. its heaving with ****, who tend to live in council houses with 9 other people and a family of kids all of which have different dads as the mum (generally a hire bike) forgot to take her pill. usually because they were getting stoned […]

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Birch Vale, a quiet rural village nestled in the heart of the peak district?

Living in Birch Vale, Derbyshire

Step into Birch Vale, a quiet and Rural village nestled in the heart of the peak district. A quiet stroll from the subtle town of New Mills to the quiet village of hayfield across the ‘Sett Valley Trail’ may allow you to walk through the town without even acknowledging it’s existence, but if you walk […]

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Wiltshire Towns (Wootton Basset, Calne and Chippenham)

Wiltshire is a beautiful place with many lovey villages and towns, but unfortunatley some of these are chavtastic. Wootton Basset, Calne and Chippenham are the places to avoid. These three suffer from the usual type of ****** behaviour that we have come to expect, boy racers Vauxhall Corsa/Subaru Impretzas, drunken kids etc. I visited friends in Wootton Bassett […]

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Redruth

Well, you could say that Redruth is a small mining town in the heart of Cornwall, set around a red river and beaches. But step afoot in the town centre and you will be hit with an influx of 6 toed buck tooth Irish *******, who won’t just take you for everything you have, they’ll […]

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