Ely – known as the ship of the Fens: a bleak desolate flat wasteland that was reclaimed from swamps. Ely rises above this primordial filth like a swollen haemorrhoid on the **** of East Anglia. The locals are a unique product of this marshy, flat purgatory having developed features to cope with it, like webbed […]
Sleaford, populated by neanderthals with no desire to better themselves or open their minds and horizons. Indeed, where else has a populace whose ambitions are gaining a tractor license and incest? Narrow-minded, mentally-deficient and blinkered, the average resident of Sleaford (Excepting those who have arrived from elsewhere and have actually seen something of the rest […]
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Faversham kent, a seemingly quiet country town? Don’t be fooled, it does however, possess a community website frequented by gangs of old age moaners who take offence at the slightest disagreement with their cliquey rules. They are a pack of wolves feasting upon a piece of carrion. Several notorious housing estates dot the area like […]
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This is meant to be one of nicest, most expensive boroughs of London, but it seems if you’ve not been mugged, then you will get mugged by the local estate agent, as prices to buy or let are beyond beggars belief. This manor which includes the Shepherd’s Bush ghetto, is one mass polluted, overcrowded, dirty […]
Rothwell is the kind of cesspit that will welcome you with open arms and a big hug, only so that when they mug you, you can’t run away. Rothwell square is the well known mating grounds for the ne’er-do-wells yokels. The local scooter gangs, colloquially known as “The Dezbruvs”, congregate around Restaurants and jet about […]
Bury St Edmunds a humble town of middle class citizens, low crime rate and mixed tenure; on the whole Bury is doing quite well from the outside seeming as it is situated between possibly two of the worst towns in suffolk, stowmarket and Newmarket. As a ‘buryite’ myself living in the suburbs I have seen […]
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Well what to say about Rushden. 9,000 Acres of despair, this is a disturbed town and nothing has gotten better in the past years with numerous murders, attempted murders, violent attacks and half of luton using it as a place to sell drugs i can say that this town is a massive problem in Northamptonshire. […]
Wigton is a crummy little town that only ever consists of usage of drugs, alcohol and fights! You at Kirkland when you first come into wigton, it’s quite a quiet place to live due to it been full of the elderly. There’s only a few thugs living up there. Moving down is the high street […]
Toddington. Once a place of friendly people who all knew each other and got along. Now a horrible village full of wannabe ‘Lutoners’. They are ‘badmen’ who are very ‘ARD’ and walk the streets of Toddington frightening everyone they pass. The main group of raucus young badmen call themselves the Toddy Riding Squad. They spend […]
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Bracknell, where do I start? In Priestwood and Bullbrook they took the worst tenants from the three surrounding counties and dumped them on these two estates. In short you don’t need to watch TV crime drama’s as anyone who isn’t a **** will tell you, just look outside your window. Fight, shoplifting, drug dealing cars […]
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After having the misfortune of reading (with a struggle) the last post about Chatham i thought i would add my tuppence. I like many other that came from this town failed by an education system that was more interested in having their *** break at the rear or the tech block, than educating pupils, have […]
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Bradford, in my opinion is the biggest hole in Europe, never mind the UK. With around 526,400 people in its district and most are drug dealers who roll around in their awful pimped up Range Rovers and people who just spend half of their life in Wetherspoons drinking away while claiming benefits. I come to […]
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