Sholver, Oldham’s anus
Sholver, one windswept winter's night I found myself alone, cold and afraid on the streets of this shit smeared overspill.
Shaw: The Place That Joy Forgot
All in all, Shaw is a sh*thole, and thank god I'm leaving for good. If you like being a tw@t, it could be the place for you
Bolton is a dump
Pound shops and cheap takeaways are everywhere in Bolton. Some of the takeaways have reached the lofty heights of ONE star for hygiene.
Stretford is a Mecca for chavs and scallies
Stretford chavs think they're the next Tony Montana because they've got a 2-plant weed grow-op in their loft.
Oldham – Nightmare on Yorkshire Street
Want culture & sophistication? Look no further than Yorkshire St, where Sports Direct is the new Hugo Boss & TJ Hughes is the new Harrods.