Living in Ashton under Lyne, Greater Manchester

Ashton under lyne, into the mouth of madness and straight out of the other end


Living in Saddleworth, Greater Manchester

Saddleworth is not Yorkshire and you’re not Alan Sugar


Living in Swinton, Greater Manchester

Swinton is a sewer, I moved here from Macclesfield, big mistake!


Living in Sholver, Oldham

Sholver, Oldham’s anus




Living in Shaw, Greater Manchester

Shaw: The Place That Joy Forgot


Living in Bolton

Bolton is a dump


Living in Stretford, Manchester

Stretford is a Mecca for chavs and scallies


Living in Oldham, Greater Manchester

Oldham – Nightmare on Yorkshire Street




Living in Haywood, Manchester

Heywood more like hey wouldn’t


Living in Wythenshawe

Wythenshawe, the new Didsbury?


Living in Stalybridge

Stalybridge, sweet innocent kids turned into right little bastards


Living in Timperley

Timperley: no one can stand the ghastly Frank Sidebottom statue