Colchester

Where do I begin? Colchester is a wonderful town, rich in history and culture. But come 10pm on a Friday night……Lordy lord, run and hide!!! Colchester is FULL of *****, as they all nest up on White City/Greenstead Estate. Young mums, druggies, alcoholics etc etc. You wouldn’t catch me up there on a dark night! […]

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Romford

First off, I can’t believe no-one has put this place up yet as it is the epitomy of ****** ***** in Essex, which in turn is the epitomy of ****** ***** in the UK. On weekdays, during the day it can be tolerated. You will see the occasional brats who have bunked school and teenage […]

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Grays

Its the **** mecca but in grays we have the upmarket ***** the burburry is making way for von dutch hats these idots couldnt afford real burburry and now they try to make out they could afford designer lables even if they sold there escort with diffrent colour bumpers and ill fitting wheels which they […]

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Dagenham

Lovely place Dagenham.Especially the ‘eafway'(heathway).Last week i saw a **** bloke hitting his **** ‘birds muver’ whilst the **** daughter was hitting him and the ‘muvva’ was hitting them both in the middle of Dagenham heathway, the main shops.Or why not hang out at the tube staion for no particular reason drinking alcho-pops trying to […]

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Harlow

the epitome of “essex girls” and “essex boys”, mostly because it’s in essex. spawned the phrase “harlow facelift”, which is when the girlies pull their hair into a high ponytail so tight that the skin on their face is lifted up. they all wear adidas trackies (males and females), and every female over the age […]

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