Well what can I say about Bedford. An isolated backwards **** hole of *******, who are all born “live” and die in the same place. Occasionally venturing to Milton Keynes if they havent blown all their benefits in one of the many market stalls this fair town offers. I dont know what is more frustrating […]
Category: Bedfordshire
The worst places to live in Bedfordshire
Dunstable, Beds
Jesus if there is one place that should be used for testing nukes then this is “Da Town!” i’ve lived in Chesham and High Wycombe but the **** population exceeds anything my peepers have ever seen! Firstly it starts with the wannabes, 13, 14 ,15 year olds, burberry caps, matching Tracksuits and glistening white trainers! […]
Luton – The Garden of Bedfordshire
Ahhhh Luton, or as Easyjet would have you believe ‘London Luton’ – the fact that these two places are mentioned in the same sentence is staggering. London – a city of culture, history and a vibrant lifestyle. Then you have Luton – ******** of the South, a rancid breeding ground of chavness and a weeping […]
Bedford
Well here we go, to compliment my earlier reports on the towns of Huntingdon and St Neots I give you the last of the 3 dumps in the ‘Chavtown Triangle’……..Bedford – and believe me, i’ve saved the worst ’till last… Let’s start with the town centre and that long time favourite haunt of the local […]
Bedford
Bedford, a sleepy riverside town located about 60 miles north of **** Capital (London). Bedford can be considered (and is by those non ***** who have to live there) **** Central. Such great haunts are the Interchange car park, where the local army of Nova driving, White Lightning drinkin Spitter ***** can be found after […]
Luton, everyone who lives there are in fact, the spawn of Satan
It is clear as soon as you step out of Luton Central Station that everyone who lives there are in fact the spawn of Satan. As well as the usual accessories of jewellery, fake burberry clothes (they can’t afford the real stuff in Luton) the chavgirls have to have a pushchair with a small demonic […]
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LUTON
Ok so i’ve already done one of these for the lovely place that is Luton, but i dont think that i did it enough justice. I didnt mention the delights of Marsh Farm or the **** breeding grounds that are ‘Tin Town’ and ASDA. Marsh Farm is a genuinely scary place if u dont come […]
Luton – no end of *****
Luton! nuff said really but i’ll giv ya a few places where the ********* hang. Co-ops all ova the town have ***** workin behind the counter servin their own sorts of ppl. Theres a shop called ‘Half Price Jewellers’ in the Arndale – it was MADE for *****, full of the ‘classiest’ jewellery (gold chains […]
